I know how to invent machine that can manipulate future.
So we build computer that can predict the future by molecule movement. Then we buy high precision fan. We would use butterfly effect. Using future prediction computer we calculate what would happen if we spin fan 1 step, 2 steps and continue until we get result we need

i don't have ideas for microsoft outage memes

You can count in base 12 in English
One two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven tvelve

Oneteen twoteen thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen tenteen eleventeen twenty

twenty one, twenty two, twenty three, twenty four, twenty five, twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eight, twenty nine, twenty ten, twenty eleven, thirty

And you can continue forever

I had to download and make account in Snapchat for this one

Rate my rgb bed

😳 What if we watched 😳
😳 Deadpool & Wolverine 😳
😳 Leak on YouTube 😳❤️❤️
https://youtu.be/hMs7ApTY-v8?si=JtddDFOnVzMqg0_c

Mouse 🐭 in my backpack

wtf it is bigger

It keeps growing 😭😭😭😭

Bro watched all the tiktoks

Wtf is this tom nook plushie

if one of my friends ever tells me they've been diagnosed with cancer my first reaction will be "we need to cook, jesse"

I have a peculiar feeling and I wonder if anyone has it too. It's the feeling of an unpasted cut.

When I copy or cut something on my computer, I get a special anxious butterfly in my chest that remembers I have something unpasted in my clipboard. It feels like it weighs something, and the larger the cut, the heavier. When I paste the thing, the butterfly goes away. And if I undo the paste, the butterfly returns again.

I call it the Clipboard effect. It's probably somehow related to the Zeigarnik effect, which is just better memory retention for unfinished tasks in general. I actually find the effect quite useful, because it prevents me from overwriting the thing in the clipboard until I no longer need it.

The main problem is false positives. I get this feeling even when I use a system that logs the clipboard, so the extra caution and anxiety are kinda redundant. Also, the butterfly often persists even after I realize I don't need to paste the thing, but then I have to paste it anyway to get rid of the feeling, and then delete the thing because I don't actually need it.

Anyone has anything similar? Join my "100" reaction and leave a comment if so!

So real