Wait... a Dev "I don't know who" launched this 3 hours ago, and hit 8M, in 3 fucking hours? WTF... Gm by the way. 🤑

Ooooh shit, someone just launched D.E.A.D, Dev should talked to us to get 0xDEAD.... ca 😆

D.E.A.D here we go.... L.F.G 😆

https://dexscreener.com/ethereum/0xC1726b7F641dDd85f79527849d390b4F339C3aeC

💵 there were BSC, CRO, BASE, TON, SOL. and now TRON....... people keep moving... and finally back home... ETH is home, always be my home.

🚨 ZEN; trusted by hundreds elite Devs, loved by hundreds noob Devs.
ZEN isn't just an app, ☄️ZEN is trust.

🆕 Did you know that anyone can create a Uniswap pair of your token before you launch it? If this happens to your project that uses a clog contract you'll be fucked up, you will no longer be able to execute the enableTrading function or something similar.

🚫 it Happened again.

🚨 So, bundleZen team has modified a standard clog contract, pair will be created on deployment. We call it anti-fucker contract.

https://etherscan.io/address/0x88888a29b68d6d52f4bf98f0ff0cd9765a413bca#code

Feel free to use it, don't forget to replace the marketing wallet and adjust as needed.

🔼 CATE doing wild, hit 16 Million. Launched with bundleZen V2, 24 hours ago... Some people believe this is the next DOGE 🤑

Gm Devs, at bundleZen we don't Judge. #weProtect 🛡

🚨 someone need to lonch this : https://x.com/vitalikbuterin/status/1833721083326779701

🟢 ZEN new update; now you can see all your holding both ETH and tokens in all your bundle wallets. This one is requested by DOGE D.O.G.E Dev. at Zen we listen and respect your input. #alwaysListening #alwaysUnderstanding

🔼 CATE 22 Million. Launched with bundleZen.

https://dexscreener.com/ethereum/0x68d66f784b49c2F3acF80E549cde65C81A0a1E12

updates:
Now 27 Million 🔥
Now 33 Million 🔥

💯 GM ~ Since released, Zen has successfully launched hundreds of tokens, naturally helping many tokens reach their optimal market cap and of course providing maximum benefits for developers.

#ZenIsTheWay #protectUsers #protectPrivateKeys #weAreBlockchain

😆 YO Devs. We know, it's never an easy Job to be a Dev. What a fucking stressful Job.

Enjoy it and get paid well. Good luck with your next launch. 🔼

May Volume be with You.

😂 at ZEN, folks, we give developers the choice, a great choice, believe me, to decide whether they want to give us a bag or not. And let me tell you, when the developers decide to give us a bag, we sell our tokens very carefully—very carefully, with tremendous respect. No one does it better, trust me.

Then, if the tokens don’t perform well, as you know, people always look for someone to blame. They’ll point fingers, some will try to blame us—because in these situations, folks, you always need a scapegoat, it happens all the time, everyone knows it. And you know what? We’re okay with that, it’s part of the business, it’s just how it works.

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btw, that's not original texts, I asked chatGPT to re-write mine with Donald Trump style LMAO 😂

😆 new fresh look on wallet page, more information for Dev.