😆War’s over. Time to launch.
Still “building”? Bro, nobody cares.
Deploy that sh*t — or stay poor.

BundleZen is for winners.
The rest? Just keyboard devs with zero TVL.
Use it or fade into nothing.

BundleZen. Real devs. Real tokens. No cope.

🚨 HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
bundleZen V3 is LIVE at 👉 https://three.bundle-zen.cloud

They said it couldn’t be done. They said it was too powerful. Too advanced. Too elegant.
BUT WE DID IT. We launched bundleZen V3 — and folks, it’s beautiful. So fast, so smart — even the smart contracts are impressed.

People are flocking to it. Degens are weeping tears of joy.
Uniswap? It just got a major upgrade — thanks to bundleZen.

☄️ Insanely optimized
🆒 Built for whales, but slick for shrimp
🐸 So simple even Pepe could use it

It’s live. It’s glorious. It’s the future.
Try it now or stay poor — your choice.

#bundleZenV3
#MakingSwapsGreatAgain

LFG 😄

😂 Feeling stressed during your launch? You can involve our team to help with the launch and bundling process.

You can focus on other important matters, while we handle the contract creation and deployment, verification, bundle launch, burning, removing transaction limits, and renouncing on your behalf.

talk to @LeoSOLIDITY .

⚠️ Watch out for scammers!
There are some web-apps and Telegram bots out there trying to mimic what ZEN does. They might offer crazy deals or even be free. 👎

✔️ Your security should always come first. make it your top priority.
✔️ Never share your private key with random app. You’ll losing your money.
✔️ Stick to apps with a solid reputation.

🔝 ZEN has safely launched hundreds of tokens since day one. We're constantly updating our app’s security because we'd rather keep you safe than just adding new features.

#zenSafe #weProtect #protectPrivateKeys

🚨 Important Update V2 + V3

You’re now free to fund every wallet in your bundle by hand—including the Zen wallet—if you’d rather skip the default Zen distributor contract.

1. Generate your bundle wallets →
Instantly see the full list of wallet addresses that need funding (Zen wallet included).

2. Stay synced →
You’ll automatically receive the newest ZenKey, even if it rotates because you’re juggling multiple app windows.

3. Critical checkpoint →
Fund each wallet exactly to the amounts from your mcSimulation. Under-fund even one address and the whole bundle face-plants.

Fuel up, fire away, and keep it Zen. 🌊

🔥 HUGE Opportunity, Folks!

We’re seeing tremendous volume on Ethereum mainnet — I mean, it's YUGE. The best volume. Everyone’s talking about it.

If you were smart (like me), you’d launch your token RIGHT NOW. Don’t wait. Weak devs wait. Strong devs deploy and go to the moon 🚀

Launch it. Name it after your dog. Name it after your ex. Just launch it.
Your meme token deserves to be GREAT AGAIN. 💪

🔥 bundleZen: Next-Level Wallet Management 🔥

Managing multiple wallets just got insanely easy.
With bundleZen, you can:

✅ Approve all your wallets in one click
🤑 SELL YOUR TOKENS across wallets — fast
🎁 Airdrop like a pro
📤 Send & collect ETH with zero hassle

No more switching tabs. No more manual grind.
One click. Every wallet. Total control.
Welcome to the future of wallet management.

☄️ bundleZen – built for degens, by degens.

😆 We never sell. We just keep buying like it's a dip — ETHmax

🚨 BIG update, folks! Every single token sale on bundleZen now comes with ANTI-MEV protection. That’s right — no more MEV parasites stealing your gains. We built a wall... a digital wall... and front-runners are paying for it! 😂

It’s the most secure, most tremendous way to sell your tokens. Nobody protects bundles better than bundleZen — believe me. Everyone’s talking about it. Even the bots are crying.

🔝 ETH is the most traded asset these days.

☄️Zen’s sell feature just got turbocharged — now powered by parallel multi-builder submissions.

Faster exits, smoother profits. LFG.