Planetary Alignment 2025: A Rare Event (That Won’t Pump Your Bags) 🪐🚀
On February 28, seven planets will align in a rare celestial event. But before you ask—no, this isn’t a bullish signal. Still, it’s a once-in-15-years spectacle worth looking up from the charts for. The next chance? 2040.
📍 Where to watch? Look west right after sunset. Mars, Jupiter, Venus, and Mercury will be visible to the naked eye, but Uranus and Neptune will require a telescope—just like spotting real utility in most crypto projects.
🔥 How not to miss it: 🌌 Get away from city lights (yes, light pollution is a thing). 🔭 Use binoculars for distant planets (and your liquidity). 📱 Download a sky mapping app—because not everything can be tracked on TradingView.
Skip this, and you’ll have to wait 15 years for the next one. Unlike some "revolutionary projects," at least the planets will still be around.
On February 28, seven planets will align in a rare celestial event. But before you ask—no, this isn’t a bullish signal. Still, it’s a once-in-15-years spectacle worth looking up from the charts for. The next chance? 2040.
📍 Where to watch? Look west right after sunset. Mars, Jupiter, Venus, and Mercury will be visible to the naked eye, but Uranus and Neptune will require a telescope—just like spotting real utility in most crypto projects.
🔥 How not to miss it: 🌌 Get away from city lights (yes, light pollution is a thing). 🔭 Use binoculars for distant planets (and your liquidity). 📱 Download a sky mapping app—because not everything can be tracked on TradingView.
Skip this, and you’ll have to wait 15 years for the next one. Unlike some "revolutionary projects," at least the planets will still be around.
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Jack Dorsey is Satoshi? Sure, and Elon Musk just didn’t feel like coding 🤷♂️
The hunt for Bitcoin’s creator never stops, and the latest theory? Jack Dorsey—yes, the Twitter guy. He even showed up at the Super Bowl wearing a SATOSHI t-shirt. Subtle.
📌 The (questionable) evidence: 🔹 Dorsey used to code late at night (like half of Silicon Valley). 🔹 Bitcoin’s first transaction happened on his mom’s birthday, and mining stopped on his dad’s (totally not a stretch). 🔹 He used Linux in college. (And?) 🔹 Some Bitcoin files were allegedly created at 4 AM—which proves… absolutely nothing.
Dorsey denies everything but adds: "Even if I were Satoshi, I wouldn’t admit it." Right. That’s exactly what Satoshi would say.
The hunt for Bitcoin’s creator never stops, and the latest theory? Jack Dorsey—yes, the Twitter guy. He even showed up at the Super Bowl wearing a SATOSHI t-shirt. Subtle.
📌 The (questionable) evidence: 🔹 Dorsey used to code late at night (like half of Silicon Valley). 🔹 Bitcoin’s first transaction happened on his mom’s birthday, and mining stopped on his dad’s (totally not a stretch). 🔹 He used Linux in college. (And?) 🔹 Some Bitcoin files were allegedly created at 4 AM—which proves… absolutely nothing.
Dorsey denies everything but adds: "Even if I were Satoshi, I wouldn’t admit it." Right. That’s exactly what Satoshi would say.
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Musicians vs. AI: The Album That Shouldn’t Exist 🎧💔
The UK is considering a gift to tech bros—allowing AI companies to train their models on copyrighted music without permission. In other words, legalizing stealing from artists.
In protest, musicians recorded an album… of silence. Well, almost. Is This What We Want? has no songs, no voices—just the echo of empty studios, buzzing equipment, and the hum of flies. It’s not music; it’s a warning: if AI is allowed to copy content freely, real studios will fall silent.
📢 Who’s supporting the cause? Over 1,000 artists, including Hans Zimmer, Kate Bush, Tori Amos, and Billy Ocean, have signed the petition. You can stream the album on Spotify, and all proceeds will go toward supporting musicians.
Ironically, an album with no music might be the most important release of the year.
The UK is considering a gift to tech bros—allowing AI companies to train their models on copyrighted music without permission. In other words, legalizing stealing from artists.
In protest, musicians recorded an album… of silence. Well, almost. Is This What We Want? has no songs, no voices—just the echo of empty studios, buzzing equipment, and the hum of flies. It’s not music; it’s a warning: if AI is allowed to copy content freely, real studios will fall silent.
📢 Who’s supporting the cause? Over 1,000 artists, including Hans Zimmer, Kate Bush, Tori Amos, and Billy Ocean, have signed the petition. You can stream the album on Spotify, and all proceeds will go toward supporting musicians.
Ironically, an album with no music might be the most important release of the year.
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iPhone is back in Indonesia! All it took was a billion bucks 💸
Apple and Indonesia spent five months fighting over the iPhone 16. In the end, Apple did what any trillion-dollar company would do—threw $1 billion at the problem, promised to play nice, and boom—ban lifted. Now, Indonesians can buy iPhones legally instead of smuggling them like rare loot in an RPG.
So, what’s the deal? 🍏 Apple is building two factories, one just for AirTag batteries (because, priorities). 🎓 They’re setting up a microchip research center and training local engineers (sounds great, let’s see if it happens).
📱 Indonesians get iPhones without the black market and a shot at joining Apple’s global supply chain.
At the end of the day, everyone wins—Apple keeps its market, Indonesia cashes in on investments, and people finally get iPhones without playing import-export games. Capitalism, baby.
Apple and Indonesia spent five months fighting over the iPhone 16. In the end, Apple did what any trillion-dollar company would do—threw $1 billion at the problem, promised to play nice, and boom—ban lifted. Now, Indonesians can buy iPhones legally instead of smuggling them like rare loot in an RPG.
So, what’s the deal? 🍏 Apple is building two factories, one just for AirTag batteries (because, priorities). 🎓 They’re setting up a microchip research center and training local engineers (sounds great, let’s see if it happens).
📱 Indonesians get iPhones without the black market and a shot at joining Apple’s global supply chain.
At the end of the day, everyone wins—Apple keeps its market, Indonesia cashes in on investments, and people finally get iPhones without playing import-export games. Capitalism, baby.
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While the market is feeling down, haha, let’s have some fun and not take things too seriously! 😆
What would you choose?
What would you choose?
Anonymous Poll
31%
1️⃣ Immortality
18%
2️⃣ A time machine
10%
3️⃣ Always knowing the answer to where?
16%
4️⃣ An unlimited credit card
25%
5️⃣ World peace 🌍✨
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Commercetools: Headless Commerce, Headless Decisions, Jobless Employees
In short, Commercetools was one of the pioneers of “headless commerce”—a platform that lets companies build online stores via API for more flexibility. During the 2020-2022 e-commerce boom, business skyrocketed: companies rushed online, investors poured in billions, and growth seemed unstoppable.
But the market has shifted, and now Commercetools is cutting up to 20% of its workforce after failing to meet its own overly ambitious growth targets.
📉 What happened? 🔹 10% of employees were let go in a single day, with total layoffs reaching up to 20% in recent weeks. 🔹 Revenue isn’t growing, competition is heating up—Shopify is taking big clients, while TikTok and Temu are reshaping the game. 🔹 E-commerce is still expanding, just not at the crazy pace of 2020. Growth has slowed, and Commercetools is no longer riding the hype wave.
⚙ Who got cut? 🔹 Marketing & sales—because someone had to take the fall for missed targets. 🔹 HR & finance—apparently, there’s not much left to hire or count. 🔹 Developers & customer support—because who needs customers when you can cut costs?
🚀 What’s next? CEO Andrew Burton promises a "stronger future," but refuses to comment on IPO plans. He also admits their "ambitious goals were unrealistic"—a realization that, unfortunately, came after the layoffs.
💡 Moral of the story? The market shifts, but it’s always employees paying for management’s mistakes.
In short, Commercetools was one of the pioneers of “headless commerce”—a platform that lets companies build online stores via API for more flexibility. During the 2020-2022 e-commerce boom, business skyrocketed: companies rushed online, investors poured in billions, and growth seemed unstoppable.
But the market has shifted, and now Commercetools is cutting up to 20% of its workforce after failing to meet its own overly ambitious growth targets.
📉 What happened? 🔹 10% of employees were let go in a single day, with total layoffs reaching up to 20% in recent weeks. 🔹 Revenue isn’t growing, competition is heating up—Shopify is taking big clients, while TikTok and Temu are reshaping the game. 🔹 E-commerce is still expanding, just not at the crazy pace of 2020. Growth has slowed, and Commercetools is no longer riding the hype wave.
⚙ Who got cut? 🔹 Marketing & sales—because someone had to take the fall for missed targets. 🔹 HR & finance—apparently, there’s not much left to hire or count. 🔹 Developers & customer support—because who needs customers when you can cut costs?
🚀 What’s next? CEO Andrew Burton promises a "stronger future," but refuses to comment on IPO plans. He also admits their "ambitious goals were unrealistic"—a realization that, unfortunately, came after the layoffs.
💡 Moral of the story? The market shifts, but it’s always employees paying for management’s mistakes.
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Photoshop on iPhone – and it's not a joke! 🎨📱
If you work with design, photography, or graphics, this is huge. Adobe has finally released a real Photoshop for iPhone – not some stripped-down companion app, but a fully functional version that works without a Creative Cloud subnoscription.
⚡ What’s exciting? ✅ Layers, masks, selection, retouching – things you never had on mobile before. ✅ AI-powered Firefly tools (Generative Fill, Expand) – useful, but controversial (designers will get it). ✅ Seamless Adobe sync – switch between iPhone, iPad, and desktop with ease.
💰 How much does it cost? ✔ Free – basic tools. ✔ Premium (£6.25/month or £55/year) – Magic Wand, Clone Stamp, and other pro features. ✔ If you already have Creative Cloud, you pay nothing.
Adobe says it’s now going mobile-first, so who knows? Maybe a full Illustrator in your pocket is next?
If you work with design, photography, or graphics, this is huge. Adobe has finally released a real Photoshop for iPhone – not some stripped-down companion app, but a fully functional version that works without a Creative Cloud subnoscription.
⚡ What’s exciting? ✅ Layers, masks, selection, retouching – things you never had on mobile before. ✅ AI-powered Firefly tools (Generative Fill, Expand) – useful, but controversial (designers will get it). ✅ Seamless Adobe sync – switch between iPhone, iPad, and desktop with ease.
💰 How much does it cost? ✔ Free – basic tools. ✔ Premium (£6.25/month or £55/year) – Magic Wand, Clone Stamp, and other pro features. ✔ If you already have Creative Cloud, you pay nothing.
Adobe says it’s now going mobile-first, so who knows? Maybe a full Illustrator in your pocket is next?
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Sigma Just Made the Dream Camera – And It’s Not Apple! 📸🔥
Oh, right! We forgot to tell you about Sigma’s new camera. MMM… pure magic.
If Apple made a camera, it would probably look like this. But nope, this is Sigma – a full-metal body, 230GB built-in storage (no memory cards!), and a$2000 price tag .
💸 Buying or what?
Oh, right! We forgot to tell you about Sigma’s new camera. MMM… pure magic.
If Apple made a camera, it would probably look like this. But nope, this is Sigma – a full-metal body, 230GB built-in storage (no memory cards!), and a
💸 Buying or what?
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Amazon Unleashes a Quantum Beast — Meet Ocelot ⚡️
Amazon and Caltech just introduced their latest quantum creation — the Ocelot chip. This isn’t just another piece of hardware, it’s a two-story silicon monster that uses 90% fewer resources on error correction than its quantum cousins. And if you didn’t know — quantum chips are basically error factories ☄️.
💻 Why should you care (especially if you’re into crypto)? Because quantum computing isn’t just nerd stuff — it’s a potential reset button for everything. From discovering new drugs ⚕️ to modeling entire economies 📊 — quantum machines could handle it all. And yes, they could also break today’s encryption like it’s a joke.
Right now, Ocelot joins Google’s Willow and Microsoft’s Majorana — all still lab pets 🧪. But every announcement like this brings the quantum future even closer ⏳.
❓ The question isn’t if commercial quantum computers will arrive — it’s whether crypto will evolve fast enough to survive them 🧩.
Ready for a world where your private keys aren’t so private anymore? 🚀
Amazon and Caltech just introduced their latest quantum creation — the Ocelot chip. This isn’t just another piece of hardware, it’s a two-story silicon monster that uses 90% fewer resources on error correction than its quantum cousins. And if you didn’t know — quantum chips are basically error factories ☄️.
💻 Why should you care (especially if you’re into crypto)? Because quantum computing isn’t just nerd stuff — it’s a potential reset button for everything. From discovering new drugs ⚕️ to modeling entire economies 📊 — quantum machines could handle it all. And yes, they could also break today’s encryption like it’s a joke.
Right now, Ocelot joins Google’s Willow and Microsoft’s Majorana — all still lab pets 🧪. But every announcement like this brings the quantum future even closer ⏳.
❓ The question isn’t if commercial quantum computers will arrive — it’s whether crypto will evolve fast enough to survive them 🧩.
Ready for a world where your private keys aren’t so private anymore? 🚀
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Hey frens, how are you holding up in this brutal market? We’re genuinely thinking about you ❤️🩹
Anonymous Poll
44%
1️⃣ Holding strong (and crying a little)
11%
2️⃣ Sold everything, watching from the sidelines with a drink
20%
3️⃣ Buying the dip — diamond hands forever
10%
4️⃣ Focused on freelancing, barely checking charts
15%
5️⃣ Just wanna hug everyone and survive this together
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ChatGPT 4.5 — the smartest model that doesn’t actually think 🫠
OpenAI just dropped ChatGPT-4.5 — a model that knows more but understands less. It can’t really reason or handle deep logic, but it’s absolutely stuffed with data. Basically, a turbo-charged reference book.
✨ What’s the deal? 4.5 is better at recognizing speech patterns, picking up context, and stitching facts into smooth text. Writing articles, coding, solving practical tasks — that’s its thing.
OpenAI says they tried to make the chatbot warmer, more intuitive, and emotionally tuned — to the point that some media are already calling it a therapist replacement. Yeah, good luck telling a bot about your childhood trauma.
For now, only Pro users get access, with Plus and Team users joining next week. And in May, OpenAI promises the ultimate LLM — ChatGPT-5, combining all the knowledge plus actual reasoning.
Welcome to the era of “knows everything, understands nothing.”
OpenAI just dropped ChatGPT-4.5 — a model that knows more but understands less. It can’t really reason or handle deep logic, but it’s absolutely stuffed with data. Basically, a turbo-charged reference book.
✨ What’s the deal? 4.5 is better at recognizing speech patterns, picking up context, and stitching facts into smooth text. Writing articles, coding, solving practical tasks — that’s its thing.
OpenAI says they tried to make the chatbot warmer, more intuitive, and emotionally tuned — to the point that some media are already calling it a therapist replacement. Yeah, good luck telling a bot about your childhood trauma.
For now, only Pro users get access, with Plus and Team users joining next week. And in May, OpenAI promises the ultimate LLM — ChatGPT-5, combining all the knowledge plus actual reasoning.
Welcome to the era of “knows everything, understands nothing.”
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Do you agree that trading in the crypto market is basically just gambling—minus the flashy neon casino lights? Come on, confess your other “addictions”! 😏
Anonymous Poll
50%
“Slots? Nah, I stick to analyzing charts and candlesticks!” 📈
10%
“I can’t resist spinning the reels during a market correction.” 🎰
14%
“Sometimes I bet on sports—just to keep life from being too sweet.” ⚽
8%
“I try my luck in online poker… purely for the thrill of the bluff!” ♠️
18%
“Honestly, I do it all: trading, betting, slots—bring it on!” 🤑
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Lego Just Dropped the Ultimate Dino Set – Millennials, Try Not to Cry ❤️🦖
Let’s be honest — deep down, we’re all still kids. So if life’s kicking you around, just go buy yourself a pile of bones.
Perfect timing, because Lego just released a new ad with a "Jurassic Park" throwback, celebrating the launch of THE T-Rex set we’ve been waiting for since ’93.
Now you can finally build the dino you’ve been obsessed with your whole life — brick by glorious brick.
Dreams do come true… even if your knees hurt now and you Google symptoms for fun.
Let’s be honest — deep down, we’re all still kids. So if life’s kicking you around, just go buy yourself a pile of bones.
Perfect timing, because Lego just released a new ad with a "Jurassic Park" throwback, celebrating the launch of THE T-Rex set we’ve been waiting for since ’93.
Now you can finally build the dino you’ve been obsessed with your whole life — brick by glorious brick.
Dreams do come true… even if your knees hurt now and you Google symptoms for fun.
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