Take this absolutely ridiculous poll — because why not?
Let’s imagine you could become one of these legends for 24 hours. Who would you pick?
Let’s imagine you could become one of these legends for 24 hours. Who would you pick?
Anonymous Poll
55%
1️⃣ Elon Musk — tweeting chaos, moving markets, and building a Mars colony.
7%
2️⃣ Taylor Swift — writing hits, breaking records, and casually influencing the economy.
8%
3️⃣ Martin Scorsese — making masterpieces, trashing Marvel, and sipping wine.
15%
4️⃣ Lionel Messi — scoring goals, collecting trophies, and living the GOAT life.
16%
5️⃣ Shrek — chilling in your swamp, roasting everyone, and becoming a meme icon.
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Now AI is Trying to Beat Mario — and It’s Dead Serious 🎮⚡️
Just when you thought AI had been tested on everything, researchers at UC San Diego threw it into the world of pipes and mushrooms — yep, Super Mario Bros. is now an AI proving ground. 🍄👨🔧
Top scorer? Claude 3.7, followed closely by Claude 3.5. Meanwhile, GPT-4o and Gemini 1.5 Pro totally faceplanted— apparently platforming isn’t their thing. ⏱️💥
The AIs controlled Mario through GamingAgent, which grabbed screenshots and decided whether to jump, run, or back off. 🕹️ But even the smartest models crashed and burned when they overthought moves. There’s no “give me a sec to think” in Mario. 🪦🔥
Fun twist: step-by-step reasoning models got wrecked, while instinct-driven models absolutely crushed it. 🏃♂️💨
AI chess? Boring. The real future is AI Mario and AI Contra. 🕹️⚔️
Just when you thought AI had been tested on everything, researchers at UC San Diego threw it into the world of pipes and mushrooms — yep, Super Mario Bros. is now an AI proving ground. 🍄👨🔧
Top scorer? Claude 3.7, followed closely by Claude 3.5. Meanwhile, GPT-4o and Gemini 1.5 Pro totally faceplanted— apparently platforming isn’t their thing. ⏱️💥
The AIs controlled Mario through GamingAgent, which grabbed screenshots and decided whether to jump, run, or back off. 🕹️ But even the smartest models crashed and burned when they overthought moves. There’s no “give me a sec to think” in Mario. 🪦🔥
Fun twist: step-by-step reasoning models got wrecked, while instinct-driven models absolutely crushed it. 🏃♂️💨
AI chess? Boring. The real future is AI Mario and AI Contra. 🕹️⚔️
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John Wick + Ana de Armas = A Deadly Tango in "Ballerina" ⚔️
The new teaser for "Ballerina" just dropped, and guess who’s back? Keanu Reeves himself, because the John Wick universe doesn’t sleep — and neither does he.
The spinoff takes place between the events of "John Wick 3" and "John Wick 4", filling in the bloody gaps with Ana de Armas taking center stage. Expect guns, grace, and that signature Wick-style chaos. 💃💥
Premieres June 6 — get ready for bullets and ballet moves in perfect sync. 🍿
The new teaser for "Ballerina" just dropped, and guess who’s back? Keanu Reeves himself, because the John Wick universe doesn’t sleep — and neither does he.
The spinoff takes place between the events of "John Wick 3" and "John Wick 4", filling in the bloody gaps with Ana de Armas taking center stage. Expect guns, grace, and that signature Wick-style chaos. 💃💥
Premieres June 6 — get ready for bullets and ballet moves in perfect sync. 🍿
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When Loneliness Becomes the Norm — Tech Steps In to Save Us ⚡️
In a world where more and more people admit they have no clue how to make friends as adults, AI is stepping in — because apparently, human instinct isn’t cutting it anymore. 🤖
A new app called Pie isn’t just about hosting events — it pairs you with your kind of people before you even show up. First, you answer weirdly personal questions like “Do you believe in astrology?” or “Would you trade stability for passion?”. Then AI sorts you into small groups with others who vibe the same way. ✨
For Web3 natives — the ones who’ve spent years chatting in DAO forums and living on Discord calls — this might be the perfect off-ramp into real-life social skills. 💻
By the time the event starts, you’re already chatting in a group DM, so you don’t end up clutching your drink alone in the corner. 🍹
Weird? Maybe. But in a world where people are forgetting how to talk to strangers, this kind of friend-matching techfeels less like cringe and more like survival. 🌐
And hey, one real-life friend beats another night doomscrolling alone, right? ☕️
📲💬
In a world where more and more people admit they have no clue how to make friends as adults, AI is stepping in — because apparently, human instinct isn’t cutting it anymore. 🤖
A new app called Pie isn’t just about hosting events — it pairs you with your kind of people before you even show up. First, you answer weirdly personal questions like “Do you believe in astrology?” or “Would you trade stability for passion?”. Then AI sorts you into small groups with others who vibe the same way. ✨
For Web3 natives — the ones who’ve spent years chatting in DAO forums and living on Discord calls — this might be the perfect off-ramp into real-life social skills. 💻
By the time the event starts, you’re already chatting in a group DM, so you don’t end up clutching your drink alone in the corner. 🍹
Weird? Maybe. But in a world where people are forgetting how to talk to strangers, this kind of friend-matching techfeels less like cringe and more like survival. 🌐
And hey, one real-life friend beats another night doomscrolling alone, right? ☕️
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Hey frens!
Loneliness isn’t just about friends — relationships are a whole struggle too.
Let’s be real: what’s your current relationship status?
Loneliness isn’t just about friends — relationships are a whole struggle too.
Let’s be real: what’s your current relationship status?
Anonymous Poll
43%
1️⃣ In a relationship — holding on for dear life, but still together
10%
2️⃣ It’s complicated — we’re something, but what exactly?
20%
3️⃣ Happily single — peace, quiet, no stress
10%
4️⃣ Single and not loving it — someone date me already
16%
5️⃣ What’s love? I honestly forgot
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RISC-V Becomes China’s New Strategy — Chips Head East ⚡️
Within the next month, eight Chinese government agencies will release a roadmap pushing local companies onto RISC-V architecture — and this isn’t just some boring policy doc. It’s China’s official move to build its own semiconductor muscle and cut reliance on US tech. 🌐
Why RISC-V? It’s free, energy-efficient, and powerful enough to stand toe-to-toe with Arm — plus, its modular design lets companies tweak it however they want. ⚙️ Some Chinese firms are already working on AI chips powered by RISC-V to fuel platforms like DeepSeek. 🤖
Even Apple’s engineers are closely watching RISC-V — exploring ways to break free from Arm’s grip and gain more flexibility. 🍏 For China, this isn’t just about tech — it’s about full independence and building their own silicon future. 💻
If you’ve been waiting for RISC-V’s breakout moment, this is it — and of course, the spotlight’s shining straight from China. ☀️
Within the next month, eight Chinese government agencies will release a roadmap pushing local companies onto RISC-V architecture — and this isn’t just some boring policy doc. It’s China’s official move to build its own semiconductor muscle and cut reliance on US tech. 🌐
Why RISC-V? It’s free, energy-efficient, and powerful enough to stand toe-to-toe with Arm — plus, its modular design lets companies tweak it however they want. ⚙️ Some Chinese firms are already working on AI chips powered by RISC-V to fuel platforms like DeepSeek. 🤖
Even Apple’s engineers are closely watching RISC-V — exploring ways to break free from Arm’s grip and gain more flexibility. 🍏 For China, this isn’t just about tech — it’s about full independence and building their own silicon future. 💻
If you’ve been waiting for RISC-V’s breakout moment, this is it — and of course, the spotlight’s shining straight from China. ☀️
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🏎 Alexis Ohanian Joins the Race for TikTok US — with a Blockchain Twist
Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian thinks it’s time to liberate TikTok, and if his bid for TikTok US actually happens, he plans to plug in the Frequency blockchain protocol. Why? Because users should own their data, and creators should control their audience instead of bowing to the algorithm gods every time they feel moody. ⚡️
On paper, it sounds beautiful: a TikTok where every like, comment, and share is tracked on-chain, giving users real ownership. ✨ But just imagine the chaos when every dancing teenager has to set up a crypto wallet to post their moves. 🤯
For now, it’s all just theory — but the fact that big players are seriously trying to drag social media into Web3 says a lot. 🌐
Platform power is fading, and community power is the next chapter. 💬
Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian thinks it’s time to liberate TikTok, and if his bid for TikTok US actually happens, he plans to plug in the Frequency blockchain protocol. Why? Because users should own their data, and creators should control their audience instead of bowing to the algorithm gods every time they feel moody. ⚡️
On paper, it sounds beautiful: a TikTok where every like, comment, and share is tracked on-chain, giving users real ownership. ✨ But just imagine the chaos when every dancing teenager has to set up a crypto wallet to post their moves. 🤯
For now, it’s all just theory — but the fact that big players are seriously trying to drag social media into Web3 says a lot. 🌐
Platform power is fading, and community power is the next chapter. 💬
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🇺🇸 Trump to Unveil US Crypto Reserve Strategy at First-Ever White House Crypto Summit ⚡️
On March 7 at 9:30 PM MSK, the first official Crypto Summit will take place at the White House — the first event of this scale where the crypto industry will be heard not behind closed doors, but right in the heart of US politics.
The main highlight — Trump will present his strategy for creating a US national crypto reserve, a plan previously mentioned by Crypto Czar David Sacks. 🌐
The summit will be led by Sacks and Bo Hines, director of Trump’s Digital Assets Task Force. The guest list includes founders, top executives, and investors from leading crypto companies, such as Brian Armstrong (Coinbase), Sergey Nazarov (Chainlink), Michael Saylor (Strategy), Arjun Sethi (Kraken), and Matt Huang (Paradigm). 💼
The stakes are high — the discussions will cover regulations, stablecoin oversight, and the broader role of crypto in the US economic strategy. 📊
History is being written right now, but the main question remains: Will this crypto reserve become a real financial tool — or just another campaign promise? 🤔
And here we were wondering why Bitcoin’s been climbing again… ☕️
On March 7 at 9:30 PM MSK, the first official Crypto Summit will take place at the White House — the first event of this scale where the crypto industry will be heard not behind closed doors, but right in the heart of US politics.
The main highlight — Trump will present his strategy for creating a US national crypto reserve, a plan previously mentioned by Crypto Czar David Sacks. 🌐
The summit will be led by Sacks and Bo Hines, director of Trump’s Digital Assets Task Force. The guest list includes founders, top executives, and investors from leading crypto companies, such as Brian Armstrong (Coinbase), Sergey Nazarov (Chainlink), Michael Saylor (Strategy), Arjun Sethi (Kraken), and Matt Huang (Paradigm). 💼
The stakes are high — the discussions will cover regulations, stablecoin oversight, and the broader role of crypto in the US economic strategy. 📊
History is being written right now, but the main question remains: Will this crypto reserve become a real financial tool — or just another campaign promise? 🤔
And here we were wondering why Bitcoin’s been climbing again… ☕️
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Apple shows off iPad Air with M3 — and updates the basic iPad ⚡️
The iPad Air now runs on M3 — and honestly, that’s pretty much it. Same two sizes: 11 and 13 inches, landing in stores on March 12. Pricing starts at $599 for the 11-inch, with the 13-inch model adding another $200 to the bill. 💸
The basic iPad actually got a bit more love. It’s jumping from A14 Bionic to A16 Bionic, and Apple finally doubled the base storage to 128GB — no more squeezing your life into 64GB like it’s 2015. ☀️
The price drop’s a nice twist too — $100 cheaper than the previous model, now starting at just $350. 📉 No Apple Intelligence here (shocking absolutely no one), but for the price, it’s a perfectly fine iPad for everyday life. 📲
Nothing groundbreaking, nothing shocking — just your standard Apple refresh with a side of sensible upgrades. 💻
The iPad Air now runs on M3 — and honestly, that’s pretty much it. Same two sizes: 11 and 13 inches, landing in stores on March 12. Pricing starts at $599 for the 11-inch, with the 13-inch model adding another $200 to the bill. 💸
The basic iPad actually got a bit more love. It’s jumping from A14 Bionic to A16 Bionic, and Apple finally doubled the base storage to 128GB — no more squeezing your life into 64GB like it’s 2015. ☀️
The price drop’s a nice twist too — $100 cheaper than the previous model, now starting at just $350. 📉 No Apple Intelligence here (shocking absolutely no one), but for the price, it’s a perfectly fine iPad for everyday life. 📲
Nothing groundbreaking, nothing shocking — just your standard Apple refresh with a side of sensible upgrades. 💻
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Dreaming of working at Blum? 🤩 Now’s your chance!
We’ve just refreshed our career portal, so now you can not only browse our open positions, but also get a closer look at who we are, how we hire, and why working at Blum is something you’ll definitely enjoy.
Take a peek and let us know what you think: careers.blum.io
We’ve just refreshed our career portal, so now you can not only browse our open positions, but also get a closer look at who we are, how we hire, and why working at Blum is something you’ll definitely enjoy.
Take a peek and let us know what you think: careers.blum.io
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MacBook Air gets the M4 upgrade 💻
Surprisingly, the MacBook Air was the most anticipated update, even more than the Pros. The upgrade is as predictable as it gets: yesterday, iPad Air got the M3, today they pulled M3 from here and swapped in M4. Classic Apple. 🚀
Same 13- and 15-inch sizes, so no surprises there. But the internals? Solid: up to 10 CPU & GPU cores, up to 32GB of unified memory instead of 24, and up to 2TB of storage. Also, a 12MP Center Stage camera and support for two 6K monitors (as long as the lid is closed). 🖥️
Pricing got better too — base model (16/256GB) dropped by $100, now starting at$1000. 💰
And the highlight? A new Sky Blue color that looks stunning in person. But Space Gray is gone — and honestly, not a huge loss. 🎨
Pre-orders are open now, and sales start March 12.
Surprisingly, the MacBook Air was the most anticipated update, even more than the Pros. The upgrade is as predictable as it gets: yesterday, iPad Air got the M3, today they pulled M3 from here and swapped in M4. Classic Apple. 🚀
Same 13- and 15-inch sizes, so no surprises there. But the internals? Solid: up to 10 CPU & GPU cores, up to 32GB of unified memory instead of 24, and up to 2TB of storage. Also, a 12MP Center Stage camera and support for two 6K monitors (as long as the lid is closed). 🖥️
Pricing got better too — base model (16/256GB) dropped by $100, now starting at
And the highlight? A new Sky Blue color that looks stunning in person. But Space Gray is gone — and honestly, not a huge loss. 🎨
Pre-orders are open now, and sales start March 12.
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Australian Engineers Build a Biocomputer with Living Brain Cells ⚡️
Thought the era of mad scientists was over? Think again. Australian company Cortical Labs has unveiled the C1 biocomputer — a hybrid machine combining silicon chips and real, living neurons grown from stem cells. These neurons aren’t just decoration — they’re actively processing information, just like in a human brain, only their “skull” is a microchip. 🧠
Forget launching Cyberpunk or even Minesweeper — this machine was built for scientific research.
🧪 Researchers can now study how neurons handle data, explore brain diseases, and test treatments — all without experimenting on animals. Sounds progressive, right? 🌱
But here’s where it gets murky — where’s the ethical line? On one hand, fewer animal tests. On the other, we’re literally growing tiny brains in a lab, feeding them nutrients, and watching them work like biological cogs. When does science cross into biomechanical exploitation?
The C1 costs $30,000 and can keep its neurons alive for up to 6 months — after that, even the smartest cells give up without proper life support. 🫧
A biological server with an expiration date — that’s where science, tech, and ethics collide. 🚀
We’re living in fascinating times.
Thought the era of mad scientists was over? Think again. Australian company Cortical Labs has unveiled the C1 biocomputer — a hybrid machine combining silicon chips and real, living neurons grown from stem cells. These neurons aren’t just decoration — they’re actively processing information, just like in a human brain, only their “skull” is a microchip. 🧠
Forget launching Cyberpunk or even Minesweeper — this machine was built for scientific research.
🧪 Researchers can now study how neurons handle data, explore brain diseases, and test treatments — all without experimenting on animals. Sounds progressive, right? 🌱
But here’s where it gets murky — where’s the ethical line? On one hand, fewer animal tests. On the other, we’re literally growing tiny brains in a lab, feeding them nutrients, and watching them work like biological cogs. When does science cross into biomechanical exploitation?
The C1 costs $30,000 and can keep its neurons alive for up to 6 months — after that, even the smartest cells give up without proper life support. 🫧
A biological server with an expiration date — that’s where science, tech, and ethics collide. 🚀
We’re living in fascinating times.
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