NASA brings 4G to the Moon

Nokia's cellular equipment has successfully landed near the Moon’s south pole, delivered by the Athena lunar lander, built by private US aerospace company Intuitive Machines.
The lander tipped slightly on touchdown, but the 4G gear survived just fine. Testing the lunar cell network will start soon.
For now, it’s a local network, so no calling Earth from the Moon, — project engineers clarified on X. ☎️

However, future Artemis 3 astronauts will be able to exchange data through it once they arrive. First step — securing a lunar SIM card.

Google grabs the broom and sweeps Play Store clean

Almost 200 apps got kicked out of the store — all thanks to fake QR scanners and workout timers that did nothing but drown users in endless ads. 📵
And guess what? These masterpieces of "app development" were downloaded over 50 million times before Google finally stepped in. ‍♂️
Of course, Google wiped them out and even remote-blocked the installed ones via Play Protect, but let’s be real — if your app list is a graveyard of random downloads, you probably saw this coming. ⚠️

It’s funny how in 2025 some people are building AI agents, while others are busy churning out fake stopwatches. Balance restored. ⚖️

But hey, if an ad loads faster than the app itself — isn’t that a kind of innovation too?

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The city doesn’t care if you win or lose. It just watches. Waits. The real question is—are you ready to play?

America’s latest apocalypse — this time in VR goggles

Welcome to an alternate 1997, where the ground is scorched, massive drones patrol the skies, and humanity hides in VR headsets because reality’s officially unlivable. ☢️ Just add a rogue AI rebellion and we’re fully there.

Leading the charge is Michelle, armed with a creepy yellow robot sidekick and Keats — aka Chris Pratt rocking a glorious mustache. Together, they hit the wasteland to find her brother. ☠️
It’s a Netflix + Russo Brothers collab — which could mean anything from 🔥 to . Either way, the ride starts March 14.

Will it be epic or just another digital glitch? Guess we’ll find out soon. ⚡️

Stock market goes full degen — Nasdaq launching 24/5 trading

Well, here we go — Wall Street’s turning into a 24/5 casino. Starting in 2026, Nasdaq plans to offer round-the-clock stock trading, five days a week, pending regulatory approval and industry alignment. ⏰
The logic? Global investors want in on US stocks, and time zones won’t stand in their way. 🌍 But even Nasdaq admits — overnight liquidity will be thinner than a meme coin’s order book, so expect some spicy volatility. ⚡️
And Nasdaq’s not alone — Cboe and NYSE are also working on extended hours, plus a new exchange called 24X will launch in 2025 with near-constant trading built-in. 🏦

When everyone’s asleep, the markets will still be awake — because why not? Just don’t forget: stocks used to be about companies, not 3 AM button mashing. 🎰
Welcome to the future of stocks without sleep. 🚀

Record-breaking DDoS attacks: IoT zombie army strikes again

The Eleven11bot botnet just pulled off a cyber stunt, hijacking over 86,000 IoT gadgets — cameras, DVRs, routers — and blasting out up to 6.5 Tbps of traffic, taking down telcos, gaming platforms, and anyone unlucky enough to get in the way. ⚠️
The wildest part? These attacks exploited ancient flaws, default passwords, and wide-open Telnet ports. Same old story — the world burns because someone didn’t change “admin123”.
But here’s the twist: botnets are evolving — they’ve moved beyond cameras to smart kettles, doorbells, and even some industrial gear. 📡

Welcome to a future where your fridge might help crash a gaming server. ☠️

Moral of the story? If it’s smart, check it — before it gets connoscripted into the dumbest cyber war ever. 🔐

ChatGPT has succumbed to Moscow propaganda?! ⚠️

Can you imagine: from now on, our all-knowing chatbots risk speaking with a slight “taste” of Moscow propaganda! 🤖 Seriously, NewsGuard is ringing the alarm bell: apparently, a certain “Pravda” network has managed to churn out millions of articles — and all these texts labeled “Here’s a sensation!” are quietly seeping into AI databases. Then, bam, we ask the bot about biolabs, and it smugly nods: “Yes, yes, everything is secret in Ukraine!” 🕵️‍♂️

But what should a poor user do, just wanting the truth? Put a “Prove you’re not a troll” captcha on the chatbot? Or demand an unexpected rap battle from the AI with references to verified sources? As a journalist, I see only one solution: the more absurd the news, the brighter your skepticism should shine. Propaganda may be pesky, but a critical mind remains the ultimate shield! ✨

⚡ A potential NVIDIA competitor unveils the ZEUS GPU – 10x more powerful than the RTX 5090!

American startup Bolts Graphics is developing a RISC-V-based GPU that promises a performance revolution.
🔹 Expandable VRAM up to 384GB – an absolute beast. 🔹 Ultra-efficient power consumption – just 250W. 🔹 10x faster than the RTX 5090 in ray tracing thanks to a new hybrid rendering technology. 🔹 Not just for AI – ZEUS is built for gaming, video editing, and 3D graphics too.
But don’t get too excited just yet:
😬 No real benchmarks – just fancy renders and big promises. 🎭 No actual photos of the GPU either.
Release planned for 2026 – if everything goes according to plan. Are we waiting? 🤔

Guy Ritchie’s back — and the gangsters are in trouble again

On March 30, Paramount+ drops a new London crime saga from Guy Ritchie, packed with shady deals, family feuds & street justice. ☠️
At the center — the Harrigan clan, whose criminal empire spans far beyond the UK. Two generations, same brutal rules — you slip, you’re done. ‍♂️
One key player? The guy criminals call when there’s no way out — a fixer who knows too much. ☎️
Fun fact: this show started as a Ray Donovan spin-off, but morphed into its own beast during filming.
Directors include: Lawrence Gough ("Misfits"), Daniel Syrkin ("Tehran"), and Anthony Byrne ("Peaky Blinders"), with writing by Ronan Bennett ("The Day of the Jackal"). ✍️ Guy Ritchie runs the show as director & producer. 🎥

The cast is stacked: Tom Hardy, Helen Mirren, Pierce Brosnan, Paddy Considine, and more. ⭐️
10 episodes of dirty deals, family betrayals & British-style gangster drama — get ready.

When Guy’s in charge, you know it’s gonna be brutal, stylish & a little insane.

🌅 Good morning, crypto fam! Hang in there. 📉

The crypto market took a dive following the US stock market. Bitcoin briefly dropped below $77,000, ETH hit $1,750, and SOL fell to $112. In just 24 hours, liquidations neared $1 billion. Painful? Yes. Unexpected? Not if you’ve been paying attention.

Meanwhile, Wall Street is in full meltdown mode. Since Trump announced new tariffs, investors have pulled $4 trillion from the stock market. Tesla crashed 15% in a single day, while Apple, Nvidia, Google, and Meta lost 4-5%.

So THAT’S how people are born rich! 😅

Lamborghini wants your baby to start life in the fast lane – introducing the Reef AL Arancio stroller, a wild collab with Silver Cross. Because why shouldn’t infants roll in style?
🔹 Race car-style safety harness 🏎️ 🔹 Glossy polycarbonate bassinet – because regular plastic is for peasants 🙄 🔹 Suede seating & genuine leather handles – fancier than your car interior.

This mini-supercar on wheels weighs 13.6 kg and costs a cool $5,500 (or €4,000). Only 500 units, each with a unique number – so your kid doesn’t mix up strollers at the country club.
If you were planning to raise the next Schumacher, now’s your chance. 🚀