🎯 Limit Orders Are Now Live in Blum Trading Bot

Now you can buy or sell at your own price — automatically, without babysitting the charts 24/7.
Just set your target price, slippage, and order duration (or leave the defaults) — and the bot handles the rest while you live your life.
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Blum’s TGE is coming this spring — get ready 🍀🚀

Blum’s Token Generation Event (TGE) is officially on the way — launching this spring, and it’s heating up. The project’s been gaining momentum, and now the token’s about to enter the arena.

More updates coming next week. Stay tuned.

POV: a vibe-coder shows you his new product 🧙‍♂️✨
Him: “It’s not an MVP, it’s a feeling.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂

The truck rolled downhill — and now so does Trevor Milton (but freely) 🚚💨

Trump just pardoned Trevor Milton, founder of Nikola Corporation — the guy who hyped up hydrogen-powered trucks, then filmed one rolling downhill and called it autopilot.
He got 4 years for misleading investors. After his arrest, Nikola crumbled — and just a month ago, filed for bankruptcy.
Now Milton’s free again — and of course, he’s dropping a self-produced documentary to “finally tell the truth.”

Lesson? If you can’t build the truck — build the story.

Brace yourself: story trailer drops for high-octane shooter MindsEye 🧠💥

Ex-GTA producer Leslie Benzies is back with a bang — literally. MindsEye brings story, chaos, cyberpunk, and the kind of explosions that make your GPU sweat.
Launches June 10 on PC, PS5, and Xbox Series. Trailer’s out. Buckle up.

At this point, crypto’s gone too far to turn back 🐾📉

He’s not just an industry leader. He’s a visionary in a world where meowing at robots counts as economic policy.
Vitalik knows what he’s doing. You’re just not enlightened yet. HODL and trust the meow.

FDIC Just Said “Screw It” — Banks Can Touch Crypto Now 🏦💥

Crypto ain’t the black sheep anymore. FDIC scrapped its 2022 rule that made banks ask for permission before getting into digital assets. Now? They can hold crypto, partner with Web3, do their thing — no babysitting.
“We’re turning the page,” they said. And yeah, that page went flip.

What it means for us: • Banks stop treating Web3 like the plague • Crypto’s not taboo anymore — it’s “strategic” • More services, more money, less red tape • And yes, this time it’s actually legal

Even the suits are finally vibing with the blockchain.

🚀 Virgin Galactic took Bitcoin — and missed both the moon and the money

Back in 2013, Virgin Galactic started accepting BTC for space flights. Tickets were $250K — about 300 BTC at the time.
Fast forward: nobody flew. But those BTC? Now worth $25 million.
They aimed for the stars… and lost the bag.

Elon Musk once begged his kids to carry him out of Overwatch bronze 🎮🥲

Musk’s daughter — who hasn’t spoken to him in over two years — just dropped a gem: At 12, she and her brother had to help Elon escape Overwatch bronze rank. He just couldn’t do it. Pleaded like it was a SpaceX launch.
Years later, she says, he “solved” it the Musk way — by hiring Chinese boosters. Moral of the story? Even billionaires get stuck in bad matchmaking.

Tesla x TON? Whispers, bots, hints — and zero confirmation 🧩🚀

Rumors are flying about a possible Tesla–TON collab, but so far it’s all whispers in private chats. No official word, no leaks — just suspicious breadcrumbs:
• Musk congratulated Durov on Telegram hitting 1B users • Grok suddenly shows up in Telegram via bot • TON is pumping while the rest of the market slumps • TON hints at entering the U.S. market • TON Foundation’s president teased, “Give me 10 days and you’ll see…” …10 days later, we saw his new profile pic. That’s it.

Is something brewing? Or are we just getting breadcrumb-trolled again? Either way — eyes peeled, vibes high, hopium activated.

iOS 18.4 is here — and AirPods Max finally get lossless audio 🍏🎧

Apple just dropped iOS 18.4 along with a few tasty upgrades: • Visual Intelligence support for iPhone 15 Pro/Pro Max • Apple Intelligence now speaks more European languages • 8 new emojis (vital update, obviously) • A new Apple News+ Food section — because why not

But the real win: AirPods Max now support lossless audio + ultra-low latency via USB-C. Yep, it finally sounds premium.
All systems got updates — except watchOS, which was mysteriously pulled last minute. Suspense: unlocked.

Yes, we’re tired of Musk too… but now he’s beefing with Apple over satellites 🚀🍏
Elon’s latest tantrum? Apple won’t give Starlink VIP access to iPhones. Instead, Apple teamed up with Globalstar to quietly build its own satellite network — and it’s already live for free on all iPhones.

Musk is fuming: • SpaceX & T-Mobile are barely getting Starlink going • Meanwhile Apple’s like: “Nah, we got this” • He even filed a complaint to the FCC like it’s crypto Twitter
He’s hinted at making his own phone (lol), though let’s be real — he’ll probably just buy someone else’s. Too bad he can’t buy Apple.

While Musk builds empires, Apple just hits “decline.” And that’s what really drives him mad.

Everything’s turning into anime — the Great Miyazakification is here 🌸🎥

With ChatGPT’s new image generator/editor, any content can now look like anime — effortlessly. Adjust style, angle, lighting, action — all while keeping your characters and setting intact.
Storyboards? Cinematic. Memes? Gorgeous. Your cat? Studio Ghibli-level majestic.

One creator, Pj Ace on X, spent 9 hours and $250 on Kling credits to reskin the entire Lord of the Rings: Fellowshiptrailer into Hayao Miyazaki’s style — and it looks stunning. Characters stay recognizable, shots preserved, but the whole thing feels like a lost Ghibli film.

This is how the internet anime-ifies itself. And no, there’s no going back.

Call of Duty hits you right in the feels — Verdansk returns with Bohemian Rhapsody 🎮👑

Activision just dropped a full nostalgia nuke:
OG Verdansk is back in Warzone on April 3 — and the trailer?
Set to freaking Bohemian Rhapsody. Peak drama.
150 players. Same skyline. Same broken windows.
Feels like 2020 all over again.
And yes — we got a Warzone remaster before GTA VI.

Absolutely haunting. 💀

Nothing just dropped wired headphones… with 50 meters of cable. Happy April 1st 🎧🧵

April Fools still going strong. Nothing unveiled its first-ever wired headphones — Ear (3.5 mm) — featuring a totally practical, not insane at all, 50-meter-long cable.
The tagline? Beautifully Inconvenient. Yep. Pretty. Painful. Perfect.

Bluetooth is dead, and chaos reigns.