📱 They stole iPhones — and the iPhones snitched
During ongoing LA protests, looters hit an Apple Store (again). But this time? They didn’t get far.
🚨 As soon as the phones left the store, they blared low-frequency alarms and lit up with this message:
“Please return this device to Apple Tower Theatre. It has been disabled and is being tracked. Local authorities will be notified.”
😂 Could’ve just installed iOS 18 — would’ve scared them off way faster.
During ongoing LA protests, looters hit an Apple Store (again). But this time? They didn’t get far.
🚨 As soon as the phones left the store, they blared low-frequency alarms and lit up with this message:
“Please return this device to Apple Tower Theatre. It has been disabled and is being tracked. Local authorities will be notified.”
😂 Could’ve just installed iOS 18 — would’ve scared them off way faster.
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🛸 UFOs? Nah. It was the Pentagon trolling us for 80 years
According to the Wall Street Journal, the Pentagon intentionally spread UFO myths to cover up secret weapons programs — starting in the Cold War and only stopping in 2023.
👀 Fake UFO photos? Check. 💼 Imaginary units like “Yankee Blue”? Check. 🧠 Soldiers briefed on alien missions that didn’t exist? Oh yeah.
One Air Force colonel even gave a bar owner fake flying saucer pics — under orders, to distract from stealth jet testing near Area 51.
📄 AARO’s report confirmed: no alien tech, no confirmed extraterrestrial sightings. But they did find decades of military-grade disinfo, aimed at both the public and their own personnel.
👽 So yeah, turns out the real cover-up... was us.
According to the Wall Street Journal, the Pentagon intentionally spread UFO myths to cover up secret weapons programs — starting in the Cold War and only stopping in 2023.
👀 Fake UFO photos? Check. 💼 Imaginary units like “Yankee Blue”? Check. 🧠 Soldiers briefed on alien missions that didn’t exist? Oh yeah.
One Air Force colonel even gave a bar owner fake flying saucer pics — under orders, to distract from stealth jet testing near Area 51.
📄 AARO’s report confirmed: no alien tech, no confirmed extraterrestrial sightings. But they did find decades of military-grade disinfo, aimed at both the public and their own personnel.
👽 So yeah, turns out the real cover-up... was us.
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👨🚀 Stormtroopers have vlogs now — and one of them’s a fkn GREG
The internet’s new obsession? @stormtroopervlogs: two AI-generated troopers, one competent, the other — Greg, a walking glitch in the Empire.
They: 💥 complain about going to Endor 🐻 get wrecked by Ewok traps ❄️ build a snowman under fire on Hoth 🍸 order “something weird” at a Tatooine bar
— We've been walking for 2 hours. It's 150°F. — If we keep pace, we’ll make it by nightfall. — Greg. Tatooine has. Two. Suns.
📈 200K followers in days. The Empire fell — but this content? Strikes back.
The internet’s new obsession? @stormtroopervlogs: two AI-generated troopers, one competent, the other — Greg, a walking glitch in the Empire.
They: 💥 complain about going to Endor 🐻 get wrecked by Ewok traps ❄️ build a snowman under fire on Hoth 🍸 order “something weird” at a Tatooine bar
— We've been walking for 2 hours. It's 150°F. — If we keep pace, we’ll make it by nightfall. — Greg. Tatooine has. Two. Suns.
📈 200K followers in days. The Empire fell — but this content? Strikes back.
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📱 ZTE made an iPad mini killer — if your dream is mobile Genshin at 165Hz
Say hi to the Red Magic Gaming Pad 3 Pro. Yeah, the name’s a mess, but specs are stacked: 🔥 Snapdragon 8 Elite 💾 Up to 24GB RAM / 1TB storage 📺 9-inch screen, 165Hz, “OLED-but-not-really” tech 🔋 8200 mAh + 80W fast charging
Cameras? 13MP and 9MP. For what? Who knows. Only in China, priced around $450–$570.
Cool toy, sure. But real question:
Are you gaming... or coping?
Say hi to the Red Magic Gaming Pad 3 Pro. Yeah, the name’s a mess, but specs are stacked: 🔥 Snapdragon 8 Elite 💾 Up to 24GB RAM / 1TB storage 📺 9-inch screen, 165Hz, “OLED-but-not-really” tech 🔋 8200 mAh + 80W fast charging
Cameras? 13MP and 9MP. For what? Who knows. Only in China, priced around $450–$570.
Cool toy, sure. But real question:
Are you gaming... or coping?
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💸 Goldman Sachs: Tax the rich? Sure. Just don’t expect them to stick around.
Goldman’s new report says it straight: raising the SALT deduction limit won’t stop the rich from fleeing high-tax states like California and New York. They're still moving to Florida and Texas, where taxes are low, sun is bright, and nobody bothers your billions.
📉 NY and CA are bleeding millionaires. Florida? Raking them in. Tax revenues in high-tax states? Down 3% from the exodus.
🧾 The House bill raises SALT caps from $10K to $40K — but only for those making under $500K. For the ultra-rich, it's a rounding error.
🏃♂️ Net effect? The wealth walks, and the tax burden stays — just not with them.
Goldman’s new report says it straight: raising the SALT deduction limit won’t stop the rich from fleeing high-tax states like California and New York. They're still moving to Florida and Texas, where taxes are low, sun is bright, and nobody bothers your billions.
📉 NY and CA are bleeding millionaires. Florida? Raking them in. Tax revenues in high-tax states? Down 3% from the exodus.
🧾 The House bill raises SALT caps from $10K to $40K — but only for those making under $500K. For the ultra-rich, it's a rounding error.
🏃♂️ Net effect? The wealth walks, and the tax burden stays — just not with them.
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🤖 Meta’s AI doesn’t chat — it thinks with physics
Zuck’s latest brainchild, V-JEPA 2, is here: a “world model” with 1.2B parameters built to help AI understand how the real world actually works — like gravity, object permanence, and cause & effect.
📦 Trained on over a million hours of video, it can: – predict physical outcomes, – plan actions with unseen objects, – help robots not just react, but actually think before they act.
It’s 30x faster than NVIDIA’s Cosmos, and already helping delivery bots and self-driving systems navigate the chaos of reality.
🧠 This isn’t text prediction — it’s mental simulation. Meta’s not building a talking AGI — they’re building one that can load a dishwasher without breaking it.
Zuck’s latest brainchild, V-JEPA 2, is here: a “world model” with 1.2B parameters built to help AI understand how the real world actually works — like gravity, object permanence, and cause & effect.
📦 Trained on over a million hours of video, it can: – predict physical outcomes, – plan actions with unseen objects, – help robots not just react, but actually think before they act.
It’s 30x faster than NVIDIA’s Cosmos, and already helping delivery bots and self-driving systems navigate the chaos of reality.
🧠 This isn’t text prediction — it’s mental simulation. Meta’s not building a talking AGI — they’re building one that can load a dishwasher without breaking it.
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📵 iOS 26 just nuked cold calls — sales reps in shambles
Apple dropped a savage update: iOS 26 now has a built-in AI screener. 📲 Unknown number? The phone answers for you, asks who's calling and why, then shows the reply on-screen so you decide if it’s worth your time.
😬 Salespeople on Reddit are panicking:
“Since Google Pixel added this, I’ve never picked up a cold call again.” Now? iPhone users get the same shield.
📉 RIP cold outreach. Hope you like voicemails and ignored DMs.
Apple dropped a savage update: iOS 26 now has a built-in AI screener. 📲 Unknown number? The phone answers for you, asks who's calling and why, then shows the reply on-screen so you decide if it’s worth your time.
😬 Salespeople on Reddit are panicking:
“Since Google Pixel added this, I’ve never picked up a cold call again.” Now? iPhone users get the same shield.
📉 RIP cold outreach. Hope you like voicemails and ignored DMs.
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📺 AI made it, NBA aired it, Twitter lost it
Kalshi just aired the first fully Veo 3–generated ad during the NBA Finals.
30 seconds of neon chaos and a cowboy grandpa yelling “Indiana got that dog in ’em!” — over 1M views in a day.
Tagline?
👉 “The world’s gone mad — trade on it.”
🎬 Director PJ Ace used Google Veo 3 + Gemini, generating 400+ shots and cutting it to 15 scenes. Done in 48 hours. His prompts? Pure cinematic gold:
“Old man, Miami, tiny chihuahua, short neon shorts, foam cowboy hat. He turns to camera, screams with joy.”
💡 But PJ keeps it real:
“Cheap tools don’t mean cheap results. Brands still pay for taste.”
AI can shoot. But style’s still human-made.
Kalshi just aired the first fully Veo 3–generated ad during the NBA Finals.
30 seconds of neon chaos and a cowboy grandpa yelling “Indiana got that dog in ’em!” — over 1M views in a day.
Tagline?
👉 “The world’s gone mad — trade on it.”
🎬 Director PJ Ace used Google Veo 3 + Gemini, generating 400+ shots and cutting it to 15 scenes. Done in 48 hours. His prompts? Pure cinematic gold:
“Old man, Miami, tiny chihuahua, short neon shorts, foam cowboy hat. He turns to camera, screams with joy.”
💡 But PJ keeps it real:
“Cheap tools don’t mean cheap results. Brands still pay for taste.”
AI can shoot. But style’s still human-made.
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🇺🇸 Crypto bonds in the US? Bitcoin & XRP as collateral
Former CFTC chief Chris Giancarlo says it’s more than theory — US Treasury bonds backed by Bitcoin and XRP are on the table. Trump already built a strategic crypto reserve: 200K BTC + seized ETH, XRP, SOL. 💰
🛢️ Think of crypto like digital oil — The US wants leverage. BRICS and China are testing dollar-free systems, so America’s looking at crypto-backed tools to fight back.
P.S. If the US starts playing with these reserves, expect wild moves. HODL won’t be a joke — it’ll be survival mode. 🚀
Former CFTC chief Chris Giancarlo says it’s more than theory — US Treasury bonds backed by Bitcoin and XRP are on the table. Trump already built a strategic crypto reserve: 200K BTC + seized ETH, XRP, SOL. 💰
🛢️ Think of crypto like digital oil — The US wants leverage. BRICS and China are testing dollar-free systems, so America’s looking at crypto-backed tools to fight back.
P.S. If the US starts playing with these reserves, expect wild moves. HODL won’t be a joke — it’ll be survival mode. 🚀
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💥 Amazon and Walmart are cooking up stablecoins — Web2 goes full Web3
The retail giants are reportedly working on their own dollar-backed stablecoins to slash fees and speed up global payments. No official launch yet, but the blockchain energy is getting hard to hide. 🚀
📜 The key? The GENIUS Act, a bill to legalize corporate stablecoins. Senate vote’s coming June 17 — if it passes, the tokenized payment floodgates open.
💸 We’re talking billions saved in fees and near-instant transactions. This isn’t about DeFi anymore — it’s retail without banks. 🛒
🧩 Shopify, Apple, Airbnb, JPMorgan — all circling in. Mass adoption? Not coming. It’s already checking out.
The retail giants are reportedly working on their own dollar-backed stablecoins to slash fees and speed up global payments. No official launch yet, but the blockchain energy is getting hard to hide. 🚀
📜 The key? The GENIUS Act, a bill to legalize corporate stablecoins. Senate vote’s coming June 17 — if it passes, the tokenized payment floodgates open.
💸 We’re talking billions saved in fees and near-instant transactions. This isn’t about DeFi anymore — it’s retail without banks. 🛒
🧩 Shopify, Apple, Airbnb, JPMorgan — all circling in. Mass adoption? Not coming. It’s already checking out.
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⌚️ Garmin VENU X1 — $800 smartwatch with a flashlight and “don’t talk to me” energy
Garmin just dropped the VENU X1 — their biggest, boldest watch yet. 📱 2" AMOLED, built-in LED flashlight (yup), 32GB for music, and call support (via phone, of course).
Battery? 2 days with Always-On. Water resistance? 50 meters. Colors? Stealthy green or black — very “tactical but make it luxury.”
💸 $800. Pre-orders start June 18.
Let’s be honest: you’re not buying this for fitness.
You’re buying it so everyone knows you bought it.
Garmin just dropped the VENU X1 — their biggest, boldest watch yet. 📱 2" AMOLED, built-in LED flashlight (yup), 32GB for music, and call support (via phone, of course).
Battery? 2 days with Always-On. Water resistance? 50 meters. Colors? Stealthy green or black — very “tactical but make it luxury.”
💸 $800. Pre-orders start June 18.
Let’s be honest: you’re not buying this for fitness.
You’re buying it so everyone knows you bought it.
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📈 $230K on the radar — on-chain says “HODL full stack”
30 on-chain indicators from CoinGlass just hit alignment: 100% BTC hold signal. No signs of a cycle top, even after a 30% Q2 run.
🧠 Analysts like Cas Abbe point to Pi Cycle Top, MVRV, RSI — all flashing: we’re not overheated yet. Cycle targets? $135K to $230K per BTC.
📊 TL;DR: If you’re selling now, you might be buying back at pain. And when on-chain speaks this loud — you listen.
30 on-chain indicators from CoinGlass just hit alignment: 100% BTC hold signal. No signs of a cycle top, even after a 30% Q2 run.
🧠 Analysts like Cas Abbe point to Pi Cycle Top, MVRV, RSI — all flashing: we’re not overheated yet. Cycle targets? $135K to $230K per BTC.
📊 TL;DR: If you’re selling now, you might be buying back at pain. And when on-chain speaks this loud — you listen.
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🎭 TikTok trolls sabotage Trump’s big parade — again
Tanks? Jets? $45 million? Still a weak turnout. Why? TikTok did its thing: thousands of fake RSVPs with names like Youre WasteOfSkin and Jeffrey
Musk flooded Trump’s military parade.
One user flexed: “I’ve got 10 tickets, but I’m in Australia. Don’t wait up.” 💀
Throwback to Tulsa 2020, where TikTok also tanked his rally. Maybe that’s when the "ban TikTok" seed was planted — in salty, salty soil.
Tanks? Jets? $45 million? Still a weak turnout. Why? TikTok did its thing: thousands of fake RSVPs with names like Youre WasteOfSkin and Jeffrey
Musk flooded Trump’s military parade.
One user flexed: “I’ve got 10 tickets, but I’m in Australia. Don’t wait up.” 💀
Throwback to Tulsa 2020, where TikTok also tanked his rally. Maybe that’s when the "ban TikTok" seed was planted — in salty, salty soil.
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🚀 Bitcoin’s eyeing a $30 TRILLION market. Not a typo.
Bitwise CEO Hunter Horsley says BTC isn’t just digital gold — it could replace U.S. Treasury bonds as the go-to store of value. That’s a $30T market we're talking about. 💰
He was clapping back at economist Mohamed El-Erian, who warned that Treasuries aren’t the safe haven they used to be.
Hunter basically said: “Cool story, but we’ve got Bitcoin now.” 😎
If crypto becomes the new flight-to-safety asset… legacy finance might need a seatbelt.
Bitwise CEO Hunter Horsley says BTC isn’t just digital gold — it could replace U.S. Treasury bonds as the go-to store of value. That’s a $30T market we're talking about. 💰
He was clapping back at economist Mohamed El-Erian, who warned that Treasuries aren’t the safe haven they used to be.
Hunter basically said: “Cool story, but we’ve got Bitcoin now.” 😎
If crypto becomes the new flight-to-safety asset… legacy finance might need a seatbelt.
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