📉 $6.5T at stake: US markets brace for “Triple Witching” this Friday

Stay calm—well, kind of. This Friday is “Triple Witching,” when stock options, index futures, and index options all expire at once. Think of it as TradFi’s quarterly chaos ritual.
We’re talking $6.5 trillion in derivatives flying around. Market makers delta-hedging like maniacs. Traders sweating over every candle.
👀 For crypto? It's a heads-up. TradFi turbulence = altcoin seasickness. But hey, if you’re farming that volatility, this might be your moment to shine.

🎥 Canva just got Veo 3 — 8 seconds of AI video magic, right inside the app
Yep, Google’s Veo 3 is now built into Canva. You can now generate 8-second video clips straight from text prompts. Fast, easy, and kinda addictive.
Need a moody background, a stylized ad shot, or a trippy scene? Type it out, pick a style — boom, AI does the rest.
🫡 Send this to your SMM friends before everyone starts using it.

"What the hell am I doing wrong?"

One guy built a startup in 6 months, solo, and just sold it to Wix for $80 million in cash. Yup.
Israeli dev Maor Shlomo launched Base44 — an AI-powered no-code dev platform that skips all the “integration hell” with an all-in-one setup. No fiddling, no broken APIs — it just works. And he did it completely alone, while you’re still debugging your Notion clone.
🧩 250K users in 6 months, $189K in profit, $3.5M in revenue — and then Wix showed up with the bag. People are calling it “vibe coding”: clean, fast MVPs without the dev drama.
Moral of the story? Sometimes all it takes is one person and the right vibe.

🎬 “I can't talk about it” — Aaron Taylor-Johnson accidentally teases Bond role?

At the 28 Years Later premiere, Aaron got cagey when asked about his next gig. Naturally, fans did the math and said: he’s the next 007.
🔥 And let’s not ignore the Omega connection. He just became their global ambassador — same brand worn by every Bond since Brosnan. Coincidence? Yeah right.
Amazon now owns MGM and is clearly cooking something bold. If Taylor-Johnson’s in, we might get a grittier, Gen-Z Baller Bond. Less martini, more espresso shot.
So if Bond shows up riding an e-scooter with Omega on his wrist — you heard it here first 😎

💾 Tether goes local: announces offline password manager PearPass after historic data breach
After the jaw-dropping leak of 16 billion passwords, Tether CEO Paolo Ardoino dropped a bomb of his own: PearPass, an open-source, fully local password manager — no cloud, no compromise.
"The cloud failed us. Again. It's time to move away from it," he wrote — and honestly, he’s got a point.
🛡️ Everything will be stored locally on your device, not some shady server farm. Coming from a company managing billions in reserves, this might actually be solid.

Taiwan just put robots in urinals — and yeah, they’re testing your pee in real time.
These high-tech urinals instantly analyze your urine for health data, no sample cups, no waiting. They're being trialed in clinics and even hotels — the future is here, and it’s… oddly specific.
When the machines rise, I just want them to know: I had nothing to do with this. 🫣

💸 Easiest way to make $2500 in the US? Just leave the damn plane.
Y
ep. If your flight’s overbooked, airlines might throw cash at you so they don’t have to drag folks off. Usually it’s $500–$1500, but if the delay’s long and the pressure’s high — it can hit $2500 just to step aside.
No need for finance courses. Just pack a bag and wait for chaos ✈️😎

💥 One week in — and you're still not in Madrush?!

🛠 It’s like Road Rash, Mad Max, and Fallout had a wild NFT baby.
Madrush throws you into the Wasteland where every gas stop's a raid, biker gangs are real, and NFT legends rise with loot and guns blazing.
⚙️ Week one recap:
– Mini-app already live, players grinding;
– Buffs and bonuses dropping for early players;
– Airdrop running — don't miss the wave.
🎮 PVE, PVP, co-op, real Web3 gameplay — this ain’t your average Telegram “click to earn”.
🫵 Get in now 👉
Or watch others ride off with your loot 😎

🧠 MIT: ChatGPT slashes brain activity by nearly half

Yeah, you weren’t just imagining it.
MIT researchers found that people writing with AI finished tasks 60% faster... but their brains? Basically hit snooze. Neural engagement dropped by 32%, especially in zones tied to memory and creativity. And the kicker: 83% of users couldn’t remember what they’d just written — not even the gist.

They call it “cognitive debt” — short-term gain, long-term brain drain.
📌 Bottom line? Use ChatGPT like a tool. Just don’t let it use you 🫠

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📉 Labubu in trouble: China targets Pop Mart and investors panic-sell

Pop Mart shares dropped 6.2% after People’s Daily, the Chinese Communist Party's mouthpiece, dropped a “friendly reminder”: blind box toys might need tighter regulation to “protect the kids.” Translation? 🚨 Regulatory crackdown incoming.
🧸 These mystery box toys — like the viral Labubu — are seen as borderline gambling for minors. Even without direct policy changes, the hint alone made the market twitch.
🧠 Analysts say the hype might be overblown — most customers are adults and global sales are booming. Still, when Beijing coughs, stocks catch a cold. Even Morgan Stanley's juicy HK$302 price target comes with a quiet “but careful now.”

Wasteland’s packed: loot’s flying, bikers grinding, boosts dropping. And you’re still on the sidelines? 😏
🎮 Not a clicker — full-blooded action: raids, co-op, loot, NFTs, gas and fury. ⚙️ Early boosters get perks before launch. 🪂 Airdrop’s live. 💰 Entry? Still free.
👉 [link] Ride in — or eat dust. 🫡

📲 WhatsApp AI leaks private number — yeah, that really happened

Asked for train help, got a random woman’s phone number. Meta’s new AI assistant on WhatsApp just doxxed someone trying to get TransPennine Express contact info. Instead of the help desk, it gave a real person’s number 170 miles away. Classic AI.
🕵️ It’s not the first mess. Between zero-click spyware attacks, half a billion-user data leak, and government fines, WhatsApp’s privacy track record is looking spicy. Now the chatbot is casually tossing out personal data? Sweet dreams.

💬 Meta shrugs, as usual. But let’s be honest — this AI is about as reliable as GPS in a tunnel. Maybe stick to yelling at the ticket machine next time.

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🤖 Google just showed off an AI OS that vanishes as fast as it loads
Looks like a weird Linux clone, but it’s actually a flex demo for Gemini 2.5 Flash Lite — Google’s lightning-fast AI model.
Every time you click a folder or icon, Gemini writes the entire UI from scratch in milliseconds. Open a folder → new world. Close it and reopen → it’s something else. Pure chaos, totally useless as an OS… and brilliant as a performance showcase.
This isn’t meant for daily use — it’s like a game engine demo with a billion triangles. Flash Lite is so fast it can build fake apps and responsive interfaces on the fly with no lag.
Imagine that power in real tools — code autocomplete, dynamic dashboards, design systems that build themselves. Buckle up, the AI UI era is here.

Wasteland’s packed: loot’s flying, bikers grinding, boosts dropping. And you’re still on the sidelines? 😏
🎮 Not a clicker — full-blooded action: raids, co-op, loot, NFTs, gas and fury.
👉 [link] Ride in — or eat dust. 🫡