😼FBI Nabs Man Who Googled «Am I Being Investigated?» 🕵️♂️🔍
Hey Humans, here's some funny news to lift your mood up!
In a move straight out of a comedy sketch, a 25-year-old from Alabama was arrested by the FBI after allegedly hacking the U.S. SEC’s X (formerly Twitter) account to post fake Bitcoin news. His little stunt spiked Bitcoin’s price by $1,000 — briefly😟
But here’s where things get purr-fectly ridiculous: the guy started Googling right after. Searches included «How to know if I’m being investigated by the FBI», and «What are the signs the FBI is on to you?»😹
Note to self: If you’re going to hack something, don’t ask Google how to get away with it 🐾😱
Press «🔥 » if that situaion made you giggle! 🤪
Hey Humans, here's some funny news to lift your mood up!
In a move straight out of a comedy sketch, a 25-year-old from Alabama was arrested by the FBI after allegedly hacking the U.S. SEC’s X (formerly Twitter) account to post fake Bitcoin news. His little stunt spiked Bitcoin’s price by $1,000 — briefly
But here’s where things get purr-fectly ridiculous: the guy started Googling right after. Searches included «How to know if I’m being investigated by the FBI», and «What are the signs the FBI is on to you?»😹
Note to self: If you’re going to hack something, don’t ask Google how to get away with it 🐾
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😺 GM, humans! Ever thought about investing in the subway? 🚇💸
Tokyo Metro is going public, and it’s causing a purr-fect storm on the market! This is Japan's biggest IPO in six years, and let me tell you, demand is higher than a cat’s curiosity 📈🤪
Tokyo Metro is set to raise 348.6 billion yen (about $2.3 billion USD) on October 23, 2024. The buzz? Well, let’s just say people are clawing for these shares — demand exceeded supply by over 15 times! 🐾 Shares are priced at 1200 yen each, hitting the top of the range.
So, why are investors pouncing?😊
Institutional investors are tearing into it—demand soared 30 times higher than supply! 😮 And retail investors? They're chasing some sweet perks:
🍤 Free tempura with 200 shares
🚇 A 6-month unlimited subway pass for 10,000 shares
⛳ Access to the company’s golf course
I mean, free tempura and golf? Talk about living the high life! 🐾😐 Do you think public transport is a good investment?
«👍» – Sure!
«👎» – Better just invest in tempura
Tokyo Metro is going public, and it’s causing a purr-fect storm on the market! This is Japan's biggest IPO in six years, and let me tell you, demand is higher than a cat’s curiosity 📈
Tokyo Metro is set to raise 348.6 billion yen (about $2.3 billion USD) on October 23, 2024. The buzz? Well, let’s just say people are clawing for these shares — demand exceeded supply by over 15 times! 🐾 Shares are priced at 1200 yen each, hitting the top of the range.
So, why are investors pouncing?
Institutional investors are tearing into it—demand soared 30 times higher than supply! 😮 And retail investors? They're chasing some sweet perks:
🍤 Free tempura with 200 shares
🚇 A 6-month unlimited subway pass for 10,000 shares
⛳ Access to the company’s golf course
I mean, free tempura and golf? Talk about living the high life! 🐾
«👍» – Sure!
«👎» – Better just invest in tempura
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🐾 Apple's Stepping Into the Game — A New Store Like Steam on iOS? 🎮
Looks like Apple’s cooking up something very interesting for us gamers! Rumor has it, they’re working on a new game store for iOS that’ll feel a lot like Steam or PS Store 🎮😟
It’s going to have tabs where you can buy games from the App Store or Apple Arcade, curated game picks, leaderboards, achievements, and all the latest updates from your friends🤯 And, wait for it... they’re considering adding FaceTime and iMessage integration so you can chat while playing 🐱💻
Oh, and mini-games through App Clips might be on the way too! But hold your whiskers — there’s no word on release dates yet 🐾
Stay tuned for more😌
Press «🔥 » if you’re feeling excited about this innovation!
Looks like Apple’s cooking up something very interesting for us gamers! Rumor has it, they’re working on a new game store for iOS that’ll feel a lot like Steam or PS Store 🎮
It’s going to have tabs where you can buy games from the App Store or Apple Arcade, curated game picks, leaderboards, achievements, and all the latest updates from your friends
Oh, and mini-games through App Clips might be on the way too! But hold your whiskers — there’s no word on release dates yet 🐾
Stay tuned for more
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Hey friends! 🐾 Let's do a quick roll call: what do you do for a living? I want to get to know you better, so I can adapt the content to your interests and bring sponsors that actually matter to you.
Anonymous Poll
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IT & Programming 💻
24%
Marketing & Advertising 📊
18%
Creative Industries (design, photography, video) 🎨
29%
Finance & Investment 💸
26%
Education & Science 📚
26%
Entrepreneurship & Business 🚀
18%
Media & Communications 📺
22%
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🐾 Space Tourism: Purrfectly Out of This World! 🚀🌌
Ever dream of chasing laser pointers in space? 🌟
Well, it’s closer than you think! With companies like Virgin Galactic, Blue Origin, and SpaceX, soon even us curious cats might be booking a trip to the stars🛸 The space tourism biz is expected to grow to a jaw-dropping $1.25 trillion by 2030!😀 That's a lot of kibble.
And let’s not forget the real action — moon mining and space construction! NASA’s Artemis program and ESA’s Moonlight initiative are busy building the ultimate cosmic sandbox. By 2040, the lunar economy could be bringing in $8-10 billion a year! 🚀🌖 Imagine all the space tunnels to explore!
Are you ready to swap your cardboard box for a rocket? Or are you just in it for the laser shows?😛 🐾
«❤️» – I'm ready to explore the space
«👎» – Not my type of vacation
Ever dream of chasing laser pointers in space? 🌟
Well, it’s closer than you think! With companies like Virgin Galactic, Blue Origin, and SpaceX, soon even us curious cats might be booking a trip to the stars🛸 The space tourism biz is expected to grow to a jaw-dropping $1.25 trillion by 2030!
And let’s not forget the real action — moon mining and space construction! NASA’s Artemis program and ESA’s Moonlight initiative are busy building the ultimate cosmic sandbox. By 2040, the lunar economy could be bringing in $8-10 billion a year! 🚀🌖 Imagine all the space tunnels to explore!
Are you ready to swap your cardboard box for a rocket? Or are you just in it for the laser shows?
«❤️» – I'm ready to explore the space
«👎» – Not my type of vacation
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🐾 Paws Up, Potterheads! A New Harry Potter Series Is Brewing! 🧙♂️✨
Calling all Potter fans!🥺 Ready for a magical new adventure? Warner Bros. just dropped some serious news about the upcoming Harry Potter series on HBO, and it’s gonna be spellbinding! 🦉🎬
According to Channing Dungey, the TV series is set to dive even deeper into the wizarding world than the films ever could. We're talking about a decade-long journey exploring Harry’s early days at Hogwarts in all their detailed, magical glory! ✨⚡ Expect way more on his awkward transition into wizard life, friendships (and rivalries 🐍) and the everyday Hogwarts chaos we only glimpsed in the movies.
Get ready, because the series promises to unfold all those juicy subplots and character arcs that the films had to squeeze out!🤫
Have you watched Harry Potter?
«👍» – Yea!
«👎» – No
«🔥 » – I've only read the book
Calling all Potter fans!
According to Channing Dungey, the TV series is set to dive even deeper into the wizarding world than the films ever could. We're talking about a decade-long journey exploring Harry’s early days at Hogwarts in all their detailed, magical glory! ✨
Get ready, because the series promises to unfold all those juicy subplots and character arcs that the films had to squeeze out!
Have you watched Harry Potter?
«👍» – Yea!
«👎» – No
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🐾 Fashion Purr-evolution: Going Digital in Style! 🕶️👗
Hey, fashion-forward felines!🙁 Did you know digital fashion is now the cat's whiskers? Independent designers are shaking up the industry, ditching the old gatekeepers and going full digital. Here’s a sneak peek at some pawsome digital fashion projects in Web3:
✨ The Fabricant: A digital fashion house crafting digital-only couture. Think haute couture for avatars! 🖥️
👗 DressX: Where you can snag digital outfits to wear in virtual spaces or flex on your socials. Yep, drip in pixels!💻
👟 RTFKT Studios: Specializes in digital sneakers and collectibles, blending fashion with gaming and virtual reality. Ready for some virtual sneaker swag?🎮
🎨 Rarible: A decentralized NFT marketplace where digital fashion designers can mint and sell their creations. NFT fashion? That’s the new look!💎
👜 Digitalax: Your go-to for digital fashion NFTs and accessories. It’s a whole new world of wearables, minus the laundry!🌐
Looks like the future of fashion is all about pixels and code! Are you ready to slay the digital runway? 😻
«🔥 » – Sure!
«👎» – Not really
Hey, fashion-forward felines!
👗 DressX: Where you can snag digital outfits to wear in virtual spaces or flex on your socials. Yep, drip in pixels!
👟 RTFKT Studios: Specializes in digital sneakers and collectibles, blending fashion with gaming and virtual reality. Ready for some virtual sneaker swag?
🎨 Rarible: A decentralized NFT marketplace where digital fashion designers can mint and sell their creations. NFT fashion? That’s the new look!
👜 Digitalax: Your go-to for digital fashion NFTs and accessories. It’s a whole new world of wearables, minus the laundry!
Looks like the future of fashion is all about pixels and code! Are you ready to slay the digital runway? 😻
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«👎» – Not really
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🐾 Goldman Sachs and Apple fined $89 million for Apple Card violations
The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) has ordered Goldman Sachs and Apple to pay over $89 million due to violations in handling Apple Card. The companies mishandled disputes and misled customers about interest-free installment plans for Apple devices, resulting in unexpected interest charges for many customers.
The CFPB found that Goldman Sachs failed to follow dispute resolution rules and delayed refunds, leading to financial losses for customers. Now, Goldman Sachs is prohibited from launching new credit cards without proving compliance with standards.
Fines: Goldman Sachs — $64.8 million, Apple — $25 million.
I'd fine Apple again for that updated iPad mini too, haha))) 🚫📉
The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) has ordered Goldman Sachs and Apple to pay over $89 million due to violations in handling Apple Card. The companies mishandled disputes and misled customers about interest-free installment plans for Apple devices, resulting in unexpected interest charges for many customers.
The CFPB found that Goldman Sachs failed to follow dispute resolution rules and delayed refunds, leading to financial losses for customers. Now, Goldman Sachs is prohibited from launching new credit cards without proving compliance with standards.
Fines: Goldman Sachs — $64.8 million, Apple — $25 million.
I'd fine Apple again for that updated iPad mini too, haha))) 🚫📉
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"How Not to Lose Your Mind by 50: Tips from a Neurobiologist!" 🧠✨
A lot of people think that playing chess, listening to music, or learning new languages will protect you from dementia. But neurobiologist Vladimir Alipov from New York University busts that myth — it doesn’t guarantee protection from Alzheimer’s. So, what really works?
The truth is, preventing cognitive decline takes a comprehensive approach:
Physical Activity 🏋️♂️
Strength training is especially helpful. It keeps your health in check, lowers the risk of depression, and maintains cognitive functions.
Minimizing Chronic Stress 😌
Chronic stress is a killer for the brain. Avoid long-term stress, but don’t shy away from short bursts — they help stimulate your brain.
Constant Learning 📚
Keep learning new things — it helps maintain brain plasticity. Whether it’s a new language, a musical instrument, or cooking — just don’t stop.
Alright, folks, get up from your chairs, do some push-ups, rest, and then get back to reading Cheatkott! 💪📖
How do you take care of your brain? Share your habits! 😏💭
A lot of people think that playing chess, listening to music, or learning new languages will protect you from dementia. But neurobiologist Vladimir Alipov from New York University busts that myth — it doesn’t guarantee protection from Alzheimer’s. So, what really works?
The truth is, preventing cognitive decline takes a comprehensive approach:
Physical Activity 🏋️♂️
Strength training is especially helpful. It keeps your health in check, lowers the risk of depression, and maintains cognitive functions.
Minimizing Chronic Stress 😌
Chronic stress is a killer for the brain. Avoid long-term stress, but don’t shy away from short bursts — they help stimulate your brain.
Constant Learning 📚
Keep learning new things — it helps maintain brain plasticity. Whether it’s a new language, a musical instrument, or cooking — just don’t stop.
Alright, folks, get up from your chairs, do some push-ups, rest, and then get back to reading Cheatkott! 💪📖
How do you take care of your brain? Share your habits! 😏💭
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Thursday — time for some great movies!🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿
We’ve got three films that are perfect for diving into the world of financial schemes, ambition, and crazy risks. Grab some popcorn and brush up on those economic terms — it’s going to be a ride!
"Dumb Money" — a wild story about how an internet community of small investors managed to bring down the biggest hedge funds. Based on real events, it’s a bit strange, a lot funny, and definitely proves the power of the crowd is a force to be reckoned with.
"The Big Short" — an iconic film about a few guys who realized the financial market was on the brink of collapse and decided to cash in on it. A cool story that makes even economics fun to understand — plus, the cast is top-notch.
"The Hummingbird Project" — two crazy dudes trying to lay fiber optic cable across America to gain milliseconds in the stock market race. Ambition, obsession, and a great message about where odd dreams can take you.
What are you watching tonight? Pick a movie and let us know what you think! 🍿👇
And don’t forget to share this list with your friends — let them join the movie night too! 🎬
We’ve got three films that are perfect for diving into the world of financial schemes, ambition, and crazy risks. Grab some popcorn and brush up on those economic terms — it’s going to be a ride!
"Dumb Money" — a wild story about how an internet community of small investors managed to bring down the biggest hedge funds. Based on real events, it’s a bit strange, a lot funny, and definitely proves the power of the crowd is a force to be reckoned with.
"The Big Short" — an iconic film about a few guys who realized the financial market was on the brink of collapse and decided to cash in on it. A cool story that makes even economics fun to understand — plus, the cast is top-notch.
"The Hummingbird Project" — two crazy dudes trying to lay fiber optic cable across America to gain milliseconds in the stock market race. Ambition, obsession, and a great message about where odd dreams can take you.
What are you watching tonight? Pick a movie and let us know what you think! 🍿👇
And don’t forget to share this list with your friends — let them join the movie night too! 🎬
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🎮🎮 Attention Gamers: Monster Hunter Wilds Revealed! 🐉🔥
Capcom has finally unveiled the long-awaited Monster Hunter Wilds, and fans are thrilled! The new trailer showcased the stunning Oilwell Basin location, full of bubbling oil wells that can erupt into blazing fire during the "Firespring." And this is just the beginning!
New Monsters:
Rompopolo — a fierce wyvern that releases toxic gas and causes eruptions on the oil-covered ground.
Ajarakan — a tusked beast with armor that it grinds to reinforce its defense.
There's also a crafting village called Azuz, built around a huge central forge — now there's definitely a place to invest your hard-earned resources!
Beta Test: Ready to try it out? The open beta kicks off next week: PlayStation Plus subscribers get early access from October 28-30, while everyone else can join in from October 31 to November 3 on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X/S, and PC.
What's in the Beta:
Full customization of your Hunter and Palico 🎨
Story introduction and a trial hunt for Chatakabra 🐸
Hunt for Doshaguma — solo or in co-op with friends 🐻
Attention, Hunters! All beta participants will receive a bonus — an exclusive charm for the full version of the game! 💎
Share this news with your friends — let's gather the team and get ready for the hunt!
Capcom has finally unveiled the long-awaited Monster Hunter Wilds, and fans are thrilled! The new trailer showcased the stunning Oilwell Basin location, full of bubbling oil wells that can erupt into blazing fire during the "Firespring." And this is just the beginning!
New Monsters:
Rompopolo — a fierce wyvern that releases toxic gas and causes eruptions on the oil-covered ground.
Ajarakan — a tusked beast with armor that it grinds to reinforce its defense.
There's also a crafting village called Azuz, built around a huge central forge — now there's definitely a place to invest your hard-earned resources!
Beta Test: Ready to try it out? The open beta kicks off next week: PlayStation Plus subscribers get early access from October 28-30, while everyone else can join in from October 31 to November 3 on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X/S, and PC.
What's in the Beta:
Full customization of your Hunter and Palico 🎨
Story introduction and a trial hunt for Chatakabra 🐸
Hunt for Doshaguma — solo or in co-op with friends 🐻
Attention, Hunters! All beta participants will receive a bonus — an exclusive charm for the full version of the game! 💎
Share this news with your friends — let's gather the team and get ready for the hunt!
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