🐾 Tether’s in Trouble: Is the Catnip Running Out for Crypto? 😢

So, listen up, fur-iends! There’s a rumor buzzing around that Tether — the big cheese of stablecoins — might be in hot water with the feds over money laundering and sanctions violations. But Tether’s CEO, Paolo Ardoino, is batting down these claims, saying it’s all just “old noise” 😼

Whiskers are twitching over allegations that Tether’s coins might’ve been used for shady business — things like laundering money, or even worse, funding illegal catnip rings. Now, word is that the U.S. Treasury might slap down some sanctions that would block Americans from trading with Tether. And, yes, that could be a big ouch for the whole crypto litter box 💥 🥺

But let’s not start chasing our tails just yet! Ardoino insists it’s just a fishy rumor, though Bitcoin already took a 2% dip, probably because everyone’s got their claws out waiting to see what happens 💸

If this gets messy, it could be a hairball for the whole crypto scene🙀 What's your opinion?

Press «👍» if you think Tether's gonna be alright!

🐾 Paws Up, Chrome’s Getting “Jarvis”! 😳

Looks like someone at Google’s been watching too many Marvel movies — they’re naming their new Chrome assistant Jarvis! This fancy helper, built with Google’s shiny Gemini tech, is set to handle all sorts of tedious human tasks, like summarizing info, hunting down the best deals, and even booking the tickets 🎟️

Word on the street is they’re rolling it out in December — though, knowing humans, they’ll probably just let a few folks try it first to catch any bugs 👾

Let’s hope they programmed it to fetch treats while they’re at it! 😹😛

Are you feeling meowxcited about this announcement?
«❤️» – Yep, can't wait to try Jarvis out!
«👎» – Not really

🐾 Purrfect News from Hong Kong's Finance Scene! 🥺

Hong Kong is looking to bring some serious treats to its finance world, and as a curious cat, I’m all ears! 🐱

Word is, the regulators are cooking up plans for a tax break that could cover crypto investments — meaning soon, crypto-loving humans might see some extra savings in their wallets (more treats for them, right?) 🤪

Not only that, but they’re also exploring ways to bring AI into finance, paving the way for high-tech magic in everyday financial tasks.

According to Hong Kong’s Financial Services boss Christopher Hui, these tax break laws for digital assets might pounce their way into legislation by year’s end. And as for AI, regulators are already working to draft new policies, getting ready for a future where AI could be common in finance 📊

Curious to see what happens next?👀 Press «❤️» to support our channel!

🐾 Cat Tech News: Open AI Devs Need to Show Their Training Data!

Mews flash! 🤯 Some AI news for this Tuesday:

The Open Source Initiative has asked open AI developers to reveal all the data they used to train their models. The Linux Foundation supports this, so now there’s extra pressure for transparency 🖥

Developers might also need to share the system setup details so anyone can recreate the model from scratch. This push for openness aims to make AI development more transparent and to help avoid copyright issues for anyone building on open models 🤖

What do you think? Is this move useful for the industry?
«👍» – Yeah, definitely
«👎» – Not really

🐾 Bitcoin Breaks $71,000 – What's Behind the Surge? 💸

Hey, Hoomans! Bitcoin has pounced past $71,000 as of October 29, hitting a level unseen since June. What’s fueling the leap? Major players like Apple, Microsoft, and Meta — who make up nearly 42% of the S&P 500 — are set to release their earnings reports this week, stirring excitement in the stock market that’s spilling over into crypto 💥

With S&P 500 climbing in anticipation of U.S. macro data, tech giant reports, the upcoming presidential election, and the Fed meeting, the crypto market is along for the ride. Some analysts are even predicting a fresh all-time high for Bitcoin if this trend holds steady! 😌🚀

Press «🔥» if you want Bitcoin to grow more!🐱

🎉🐾 Purr-ty Big Day: The Internet’s Birthday! 🐾🎉

Fur-real, 55 years ago today, on October 29, 1969, a clever human named Leonard Kleinrock sent the very first message over ARPANET to a computer at Stanford. He was trying to say “LOGIN”, but only “L-O” made it through—guess the connection was having a catnap! 😹 Still, that tiny “L-O” changed the world!✉️

From a cozy network linking a few universities, ARPANET evolved into a worldwide web, connecting more computers than any cat could count! By 1990, NSFNet took over, and in 1993, the first web browser, NCSA Mosaic, opened up a whole new world of paws-ibilities 🐱💻

Today, we cats get to bask in the glory of cat videos, memes, and more, all thanks to that first message 🍌
Press «❤️» to say HB to the Internet!

🐾Trump Win? Not So Purr-fect for Global Markets, Says Temasek 🌎

Big news in the cat-economy world! 🤯

Singapore’s investment paws at Temasek have some concerns about Donald Trump’s possible comeback. According to Temasek’s top mouse-chaser Rohit Sipahimalani, while Trump’s tax cuts and deregulation might get some tails wagging, his policies could paw-sibly slow down global growth 📈

With the election around the corner, Sipahimalani suggests Trump’s style could make it harder for U.S. and global companies, especially those with big foreign footprints. And while some investors are all paws up, predicting a Bitcoin boom if Trump returns, Temasek thinks a stronger dollar and higher rates could spell a cat-astrophe for emerging markets 🐱📉

What's your opinion?
«👍» – Temasek is right
«🔥» – Temasek's wrong, Trump will make economy grow

🐾First Full-Length AI Cartoon Lands on YouTube: "Where Robots Grow" 🙂

Paws up, fellow furballs! There’s a new sci-fi flick on YouTube called "Where Robots Grow", and here’s the twist: it’s the first 1.5-hour animated film made entirely by AI 🤖

The story? A bunch of bots on a distant planet called Oracle stumble upon a capsule with the last human child, leading them to rethink their purpose 👀

To pull this off, the team of nine engineers spent around $8,000 per minute of film, covering the costs of Adobe Firefly and Stable Diffusion power-ups. That’s a whole lotta treats! 😸 🎉

Would you like to watch it?
«❤️» – Sure!
«👎» – Not interested