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Jean-Claude Van Damme Joins HITMAN: Time to Do the Splits! 🎮🕶️
The legendary action star Jean-Claude Van Damme steps into the shoes of Max Valiant, aka The Splitter, a rogue former ICA agent who has taken over the organization's headquarters in Chongqing. As Agent 47, it's your job to infiltrate the base and... let’s just say, bring the ultimate split. Ready for the challenge? It’s a one-shot deal—nail it, or leave it.
What to Expect?
Elusive Target Mission: One chance, one kill, no retries.
Location: The shadowy streets of Chongqing, filled with danger at every corner.
When and Where: From December 12 to January 12, available in the HITMAN Free Starter Pack.
Facing off against Van Damme is more than just an assassination—it's about honor, combat stance, and, of course, those iconic splits. Just remember: failing this mission might feel as painful as watching his late 90s films.
The legendary action star Jean-Claude Van Damme steps into the shoes of Max Valiant, aka The Splitter, a rogue former ICA agent who has taken over the organization's headquarters in Chongqing. As Agent 47, it's your job to infiltrate the base and... let’s just say, bring the ultimate split. Ready for the challenge? It’s a one-shot deal—nail it, or leave it.
What to Expect?
Elusive Target Mission: One chance, one kill, no retries.
Location: The shadowy streets of Chongqing, filled with danger at every corner.
When and Where: From December 12 to January 12, available in the HITMAN Free Starter Pack.
Facing off against Van Damme is more than just an assassination—it's about honor, combat stance, and, of course, those iconic splits. Just remember: failing this mission might feel as painful as watching his late 90s films.
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Apple TV+ Introduces: "The Gorge"
Two assassins, a portal to hell, and zero romance this Valentine’s Day. The Gorge, starring Anya Taylor-Joy and Miles Teller, is far from your typical love story. The plot centers on their mission to guard a sinister gorge, shrouded in mist, hiding a portal to hell where no good can come from.
The noscript, which landed on Hollywood’s Black List back in 2020, is finally hitting the screen. If you're craving dark intrigue and charismatic leads, this one’s for you.
The trailer is already out, and the premiere is set for February 14. Ready to stare into the abyss?
Two assassins, a portal to hell, and zero romance this Valentine’s Day. The Gorge, starring Anya Taylor-Joy and Miles Teller, is far from your typical love story. The plot centers on their mission to guard a sinister gorge, shrouded in mist, hiding a portal to hell where no good can come from.
The noscript, which landed on Hollywood’s Black List back in 2020, is finally hitting the screen. If you're craving dark intrigue and charismatic leads, this one’s for you.
The trailer is already out, and the premiere is set for February 14. Ready to stare into the abyss?
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FREE DUROV: Escape Prison, One Meme at a Time! 🗝️
Ever wondered what it’s like to survive prison Durov-style? In this meme-packed game, you’ll:
Brew prison tea for that morale boost ☕
Pump those iron bars like a beast 💪
Tap a hamster 🐹 (don’t ask, just do it!)
And face the age-old dilemma: which chair to sit on? 🪑🪑
All of this while protecting your precious encryption keys from the evil Mr. M. 🕵️♂️
The game is bursting with Easter eggs, hilarious references, and just the right amount of chaos. And here’s the kicker: it’s on sale today for just $0.99. Cheaper than a bag of chips and infinitely more entertaining. 🎮
What are you waiting for? Brew that tea and save the day!
Ever wondered what it’s like to survive prison Durov-style? In this meme-packed game, you’ll:
Brew prison tea for that morale boost ☕
Pump those iron bars like a beast 💪
Tap a hamster 🐹 (don’t ask, just do it!)
And face the age-old dilemma: which chair to sit on? 🪑🪑
All of this while protecting your precious encryption keys from the evil Mr. M. 🕵️♂️
The game is bursting with Easter eggs, hilarious references, and just the right amount of chaos. And here’s the kicker: it’s on sale today for just $0.99. Cheaper than a bag of chips and infinitely more entertaining. 🎮
What are you waiting for? Brew that tea and save the day!
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Home Sweet Office: The New Work Trend 🛋️💻
Companies are pulling out all the stops: if employees won’t come back to the office, why not turn offices into cozy homes? Enter the new design trend: “resimercial”. This mash-up of residential and commercial brings the comfort of your living room into the workplace. Soft chairs, rugs, moody lighting, and even decorative throw pillows — welcome to your “work-home.”
What’s inside? Picture comfy armchairs, cozy blankets, coffee tables, and plush carpets. The goal? To make you think, “Is this my living room? And if it is, where’s my Netflix?”
Why the fuss? Companies hope this homely vibe will coax you back to the office, boost productivity, and ease your longing for remote work. But… not everyone is buying it. 🛑 Employees who’ve embraced working from home are saying, “We’re already home! Why commute to feel the same?”
Despite the effort, the tug-of-war between the perks of remote work and the allure of a cozy office rages on. Companies are still hunting for the perfect balance of comfort, efficiency, and making sure you don’t have to brave rush hour. 🚗⏳
So, what’s your take? Would you come back to a resimercial office? 👍 Yes, bring on the cozy vibes! 💔Nope, I’m staying on my couch!
Companies are pulling out all the stops: if employees won’t come back to the office, why not turn offices into cozy homes? Enter the new design trend: “resimercial”. This mash-up of residential and commercial brings the comfort of your living room into the workplace. Soft chairs, rugs, moody lighting, and even decorative throw pillows — welcome to your “work-home.”
What’s inside? Picture comfy armchairs, cozy blankets, coffee tables, and plush carpets. The goal? To make you think, “Is this my living room? And if it is, where’s my Netflix?”
Why the fuss? Companies hope this homely vibe will coax you back to the office, boost productivity, and ease your longing for remote work. But… not everyone is buying it. 🛑 Employees who’ve embraced working from home are saying, “We’re already home! Why commute to feel the same?”
Despite the effort, the tug-of-war between the perks of remote work and the allure of a cozy office rages on. Companies are still hunting for the perfect balance of comfort, efficiency, and making sure you don’t have to brave rush hour. 🚗⏳
So, what’s your take? Would you come back to a resimercial office? 👍 Yes, bring on the cozy vibes! 💔Nope, I’m staying on my couch!
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CHEATKOTT - Your Daily News
💥 Meme Contest CheatKott — Round 2! 🐾 Hey there! You’ve already shown us what you’re capable of, and now it’s time to raise the bar — we’re launching Round 2 of the meme battle featuring our cheeky pink mascot, CheatKott! 🤑 This time, $100 USDT will be split…
Hello everyone! Hope you remember the contest and have already made tons of memes???
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Have you tried X’s new Aurora image generator yet?
Elon Musk is at it again: X (formerly Twitter) has introduced a new image generator called Aurora to its chatbot Grok. But not everyone got the chance to test it—just hours after its Saturday launch, Aurora mysteriously disappeared for some users. Is it a beta test or just another Musk meme?
What can Aurora do? Aurora surprises with its minimal restrictions. From Mickey Mouse to still lifes and even “bloody Trump,” it seems like almost anything goes. While nudity didn’t come up in tests, the model excels at photorealism. That said, the classic problem of AI-generated hands remains—brace yourself for missing fingers and bizarre blends.
Where did Aurora come from? Its origins are a bit foggy. On Saturday, xAI (Musk’s AI startup) announced the launch, but it’s unclear if Aurora was built entirely in-house or through collaboration. Musk insists it’s their internal system and promises quick improvements.
What’s next? With Aurora’s launch, Grok is now free for everyone: 10 messages and 3 images a day are the limits for now. Meanwhile, xAI has raised $6 billion in funding and is gearing up for the release of Grok 3, its next-generation AI model.
Do you use X regularly? ❤ — Yes, 💔 — No.
Elon Musk is at it again: X (formerly Twitter) has introduced a new image generator called Aurora to its chatbot Grok. But not everyone got the chance to test it—just hours after its Saturday launch, Aurora mysteriously disappeared for some users. Is it a beta test or just another Musk meme?
What can Aurora do? Aurora surprises with its minimal restrictions. From Mickey Mouse to still lifes and even “bloody Trump,” it seems like almost anything goes. While nudity didn’t come up in tests, the model excels at photorealism. That said, the classic problem of AI-generated hands remains—brace yourself for missing fingers and bizarre blends.
Where did Aurora come from? Its origins are a bit foggy. On Saturday, xAI (Musk’s AI startup) announced the launch, but it’s unclear if Aurora was built entirely in-house or through collaboration. Musk insists it’s their internal system and promises quick improvements.
What’s next? With Aurora’s launch, Grok is now free for everyone: 10 messages and 3 images a day are the limits for now. Meanwhile, xAI has raised $6 billion in funding and is gearing up for the release of Grok 3, its next-generation AI model.
Do you use X regularly? ❤ — Yes, 💔 — No.
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Cheatkoters, we’ve got an almost-perfect gift for you under the tree 🎁
A lot of folks in crypto are already using this tool to track their financial flows. It’s created by a brilliant finance guy who really knows his stuff. Basically, these are financial spreadsheets that make life way easier: you track your income and expenses, check forecasts, and figure out where the gaps are. There’s a version for personal use or for business.
And the best part? This guy is giving our community an exclusive69% discount. Now that’s what I call a Christmas gift 🎄.
Grab it here
Keeping your finances in order is like keeping your house tidy: everything just works better.
So don’t miss out—this deal is only available for two days through the link below!
Do you already track your income and expenses? ❤ — Yes, 💔 — Not yet.
A lot of folks in crypto are already using this tool to track their financial flows. It’s created by a brilliant finance guy who really knows his stuff. Basically, these are financial spreadsheets that make life way easier: you track your income and expenses, check forecasts, and figure out where the gaps are. There’s a version for personal use or for business.
And the best part? This guy is giving our community an exclusive
Grab it here
Keeping your finances in order is like keeping your house tidy: everything just works better.
So don’t miss out—this deal is only available for two days through the link below!
Do you already track your income and expenses? ❤ — Yes, 💔 — Not yet.
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