hunter-gatherers (probably) didn't have YouTube, meaning it was impossible for them to eat

Top Job Prospects for 2026:

1 - Missing Hiker
2 - Lost at Sea
3 - Defense Contractor
4 - Bitcoin Duodecillionare
5 - Dr Pepper Tiktoker (Defense Contractor)
6 - Consumed by rot
7 - Defense Contractor

We go to work so we can look forward to not working

The
$175 Lockheed Martin flag

Just because you ‘can’ drink an entire pot of coffee
Doesn’t mean you ‘should’

weed ❌
welding fumes ✅

There are little microphones inside your PlayStation controllers

Rip them out

Rip out the microphones

A check engine light is the white man’s version of a smoke detector chirp

There will not be a Friday post this week. Friday has been canceled. Fuck you. Fuck off

This is a targeted post. You are being gangstalked.