First date idea:We Fuck.

if she drinks and you never get drunk texts,you aint the one king.

But the heart has its own memory And I haven't forgotten anything.

If I dont text back at night its cause im out helping batman baby.

lying to me is pointless I already dont believe you.

Sometimes she forgives you because she cheats on you too.

If you have a fat ass Im not arguing with you.whatever you say,cake boss.

Art. Orgasms. Money. Peace.

Sometimes you just gotta say Lol and move.

Before you think about playing me think twice hoe.

Stop watching porn and start making it.

if you still miss yo ex put that shit in yo bio or somethin.

people really becoming to your life just to waste your time.

Relationship?No thanks,Im perfectly capable of disappointing myself.

Karma dont miss a soul,be careful how you do people.

women dont even be crying anymore y"all just moving on like the man never existed.

Im sooo ready for jackets,hoodies & cold nights.

If a dude says"I dont deserve you"believe him cus he about to show you why.

I hope karma slap you in the face before I do.

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

You smoke? The start of a friendship.