Why overthink when you can over drink?

Being alone is so addicting once you notice how peaceful it is.

I'm not a person you should put on speakerphone.

If I was a bird I know who I'd shit on.

I want to write poems on your skin with my lips.

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

Me and coffee. A love story.

I take super hot showers to practice burning in hell.

People who still vibe at old songs are elite.

I'm the kind of person who believes in love but not in relationships.

Tell your girlfriend I'm sorry for
being prettier than her.

Your voice could calm the oceans.

Some nights you dance with
tears in your eyes.

Money doesn't buy happiness, money is happiness.

I'II buy you nice clothes if I get to take them off.

Why do sunglasses look better on top of your head than on your face?!

So annoying when your family knock
on the toilet door and ask what you're doing, I'm baking a cake hbu.

Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

My Grilfriend's talent is: When I'm angry, she can made me even more angrier.

Reasoning girl: Ignoring texts is only ok when i do it.