You're the reason God created the middle finger.

Finally taken! A paracetamol for the headache.

The longer you wait, Her wedding card you get.

Can we skip to the rich part?

I'm like Helium,
There is no bond with anyone even with me.

I wish I had a cute laugh like others but i sound like a donkey with asthma.

What makes us human?
Selecting all images with traffic lights.

Lets play titanic.
You be the ocean and I'll go down on you.

They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in yourbody.
Wanna fight?

Everyone told Sam not to sing, but Samsung anyway.

Always be ready to say goodbye to anything.

If u think money doesn't bring,
happiness transfer it to my account.

Smile of heaven, with fire in her eyes.

To the divine, mischievous spark in you.

In love people try to unmask each other.

That awkward moment between birth and death.

We are just a unhappy generation with happy pictures on social media.

Life was good when we used to think that moon is following us.

Keep your religion for yourself and your humanity for others.

You should love "anime" but "ani" is silent.

Are you a software update because not now.