My routine is very simple, I wake up and suffer.

I'm not ready to finish the vacation, please come back on 29 Esfand.

I'm sorry I barked at you, but if you work it out, we will reach the Meow stage.

The holidays are over and real life has begun.

I deeply feel that I'm done with this world.

What if we are all bacteria and our world is the skin of another huge animal?!!

Sometimes the best people hurts you unexpectedly.

Restless hand syndrome is only where you accidentally touch her boobies.

Who cares what other people think?

Dear hope,
Let's break up, it's over now.

Good boy, my wife doesn't even look at your shape.

Don’t look for me on his followers, i’m on his face.

You're as public as Billie Eilish's close friend was.

Money does not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a sport car than on a bicycle.

I need a 6 month holiday. Twice a year.

If you're too nice, you will get fucked over.

When I'm with you, it's a safe space.

Forget love, fall in tea.

We have all learned to kill our dreams.

I think I'lI miss you forever;
like the stars miss the sun in the morning skies.

I miss you, but I have grown up and know how to deal with it.