Maybe your girlfriend is loyal to you, but she knows who to text if you break up.

It's crazy how people put you last and expect you to put them first everytime.

BORNY :
(bored + horny) .

Baby, I am old enough to be your
father.

Sorry honey, I thought it would work if I tried.

Slow kissing and a*s
grabbing>>>> .

Eat Pu**y it's Organic .

I thought a lot and decided to not to give my love to anything but cats.

Hello there. My name is what you'll be screaming tonight.

Breaking news: In the sky of Iran, the pink moon is filtered.

I want your legs wrapped around my head.

"You smell good" is literally a top tier compliment.

Not to sound h*rny, but I wanna hear you moan in my ear.

The only ex I need is extra money.

I seriously feel that 2023 made me at least 5 years older.

Pain changes people:
Some become rude, Some, become silent.

The era of meow is over, now I'm just ew.

In the end you really alone ...

We talk dirty but we're virgins.

Come sit on my tongue and tell me
how was your day.

She wore moonlight like lingerie.