love the audience we have here

me

when you wanna talk things through and feel less heavy and just know that you are loved and cared for in this exchange of human behavior and all you get is “***** sent you a music file.”

like i dont want the recipe to your mothers bitch gobbler bitch (idk what this tiktok sound actually is and i simply don’t care)

writing poetry about men is something so crazy only ocean vuong would understand

a man saying he "stans" something he gotta be bisexual

that hysteria diagnosis cant come any faster.

white women kinda worse than white men and its all bcs of that victim mindset

white men will call u a slur and be up front about it meanwhile McKenna is looking for ways to prove shes not racist including crying and throwing up about it to her white friends

one bad haircut and there goes your entire personality you’ve been creating since you were 14

bitches who called hannibal lecter toxic don’t understand how modern dating culture is ruining lives

i love when people just make up who I am based on shitposts I make, its so freeing to know you’re not the only dumb person on this planet

i think my biggest issue is that when i have a thought thats insane i just think suicide can fix it

having a lot of followers on instagram is an ick

when he turns up in your dreams its OVER

matty healy is my kanye west

i love when im in a taxi and an elderly person gets on to find no comfortable seats so i can let them have mine

university is literally EMPTY and they’re still playing روضه

you literally never stop loving the people you once loved by the way. never.