guys i beat the jobless allegations. i am no longer the unemployed friend at 5 pm on a wednesday

im never beating the gay allegations tbh even homophobic aunties who’ve never met a gay person irl clock me

bpd isnt real they just want the girls with scorpio venuses to feel bad about themselves

since when having the most biggest beautiful big large heart a crime?

morrissey was literally right btw

I think its really funny when ppl w the worst taste in the world open an online clothing shop

like every single post is the worst way to style a corset posing horribly in a darkly lit room

i think we need to normalize criticizing everyone’s every move

not in a good mood as you can tell

vibes

when will nolan stop making mid movies

they’re all really good but like… they’re all so incredibly mid in terms of value

i like boys and girls who look like boys but not men and definitely not dolled up mascs. imma need you to look like you work atleast 8 hours a day

8 hours shift got me saying shit like humanity is so diverse and beautiful

my beige flag is that i cant find any cat ugly even if they’re objectively gross and ugly

why the hell did a man cover marjan farsad’s music… disgusting

yesterday i realized nothing turns me on more than quarreling and being the smarter person like there’s something so lustful about it.

they told me im too autistic at my job

may hellfire rain down upon whatever cluster of cardboard and tape irancell's ceo calls a home AMEN

people who hate jess from new girl just hate her autistic girl swag