can everyone buy me birthday gifts? its not my birthday i just need gifts

my most cishet male trait is that i know the entire lore of tyler the creator

im also in love w his work lol

i like growing up because i get to know new things about myself that i haven’t noticed before

just had dinner on the subway

new yorkers wish they could experience the highs and lows of tehran public transportation

i love tits

rip franz kafka you would have loved transgenderism

americans ran out of ppl to kill so now they’re killing aliens

body dysmorphia is sooooo embarrassing like i cringe everytime ppl r like u dont look that fat and im like NO I DO

bcs it sounds like im fishing for compliments but i fr have no clear idea of what i look like

if a french white woman and an american white woman r in competition u’ll never see me on those yankees’ side

we need to stop rich people from accessing telegram

cant stop singing im just ken

me vs the urge to put erotic posters on my walls

mothers being surprised that her atheist anarchist trans kid hates Noha songs

blocking anyone that calls phoebe bridgers straight is self care

“shes only ever dated men” and ive only ever dated women but i still wanna fuck a man pregnant. society is so restrictive these days