listening to italian rap like talk your shit mario

if im not supposed to pop pimples why do they stop hurting and being so red when i pop them

we need to bring back flicking your wrist and saying “oh nerves” to questions regarding your sanity

had a chinese customer who kept saying “Che Khabar” as part of the regular speech and i was so obsessed w it

non-iranians realizing we dont actually ask cashiers and service workers what is new in their life randomly:

hello boss it is the 3rd of the month where is my money all my hatred your dying employee

why did they listen to me lowkey 😭 welp

oh my god you didn’t understand the modern art exhibition you willingly went to? the experimental film bored you? should we throw a party? should we invite mcu directors?

“i could do that” no you can’t. you don’t have the range. you don’t have the sincerity. you don’t have anything but a massive ego that will be your demise one day

no one understands anything yet everyone has an opinion

sorry to report 1989 is still a perfect pop album

i hope dianna agron is doing well 🙏

and remember to imagine the world ending is easier than imagining the end of capitalism.

birthdays r awesome because the past is gone and the future seems bleak

i love oomf so very much i just dont like her personality or her opinions or her way of thinking

the thing about being fat is that its so exhausting

am i just in heaven or tehran or whatever the cock twins said

people have a fetish for hierarchies

making a list of my favorite albums of all time

BENJAMIN NETANYAHU YOU WILL DIE IN FIVE DAYS YOU NASTY TERRORIST IM PRAYING ON YOUR DOWNFALL YOU FREAK