theres sumn so fucking hilarious about this photo. shes angelina jolie and he looks like my uncle

bi men can get any hottie bcs they like they bootyhole played with. hope that helps

the only reason people hated the spell pharoah girl was that she was being extremely on point while also being conventionally attractive and it made people have to actually reflect on their lives

i love همجنس‌خواه so much bcs yeah thats true i want that همجنس so bad

im the exact opposite of a social smoker, i don’t see the point in smoking if you’re not alone vibing

Daily affirmations

I will be able to buy a house in the next 10 years

I make having no irl friends cool and trendy

The way the most important person in my life treated me 2 years ago does not affect me to this day

the only explanation for my nightmares is that theres a gas leak idk about or someone is secretly giving me lithium

didn’t eat anything all day to afford snapp to go home 👍

i can sense a crush coming like an old lady with arthritis senses nearby storm with the turns and hums of her labored knee

killing myself cutely

oh im miserable miserable

nothing more sobering than writing 2 to 3 paragraphs explaining everythings you’re feeling only to be hit w “im sorry bro”. instant wake up call

anyone has good horror book recs

i never know what to think about. i think about you.

after deep consideration i think my favorite boygenius member is lucy dacus

only band i’d be a groupie for <3

jerked off laughed cried thought about death and its not even 1 am yet