had a dream i was giving the blowjob of the century to some rando in a chair

thinking thoughts and sipping my tea

it does not matter if a film is bad if i want to fuck the main character it is a great film hope that helps

“i dont read” no yeah we could tell by the general lack of depth and meaning and the soulless repetition of pop culture references dw

i would sacrifice every girl in this city for some boypussy

we need to start teaching mentally ill ppl (me) money saving tips

fixed a drawer all by myself im literally butch perfection

i just think its funny when online queers r like stop saying sapphic! just say lesbian! and then get confused / mad as hell when ppl start using bi lesbian as a label.

being attracted to ugly ppl is a form of radical resistance btw

i wonder if theres ever been a war crime w/o turkey being at the scene of crime

ive got a pathological need to think of my exs and anyone ive ever known all the time

i miss my life when i was 2 years old and im not even sure i remember it correctly

i think of this tweet everytime i see anything happen in domestic politics

khamenei think he the hamburglar

boss got mad at me for being autistic again

they make a dollar i make a dime, thats why i stim on company time

everytime i try to get my life together they change the rules

him: you better not be insanely delusional taylor swift talking about her pop album with mainstream feminist buzzwords when i get there
my stupid ass:

me and someone’s gay son

i hate when the voices in my head tell me to dont be too weird like GIRL YOU ARE MAKING ME WEIRD!