i think of this tweet everytime i see anything happen in domestic politics

khamenei think he the hamburglar

boss got mad at me for being autistic again

they make a dollar i make a dime, thats why i stim on company time

everytime i try to get my life together they change the rules

him: you better not be insanely delusional taylor swift talking about her pop album with mainstream feminist buzzwords when i get there
my stupid ass:

me and someone’s gay son

i hate when the voices in my head tell me to dont be too weird like GIRL YOU ARE MAKING ME WEIRD!

everyone is simultaneously uglier and more beautiful from up close

men without podcasts r like angels with wings intact

when u understand a terrible man in his 30s because u see urself in him……

no but its so funny. i dont know what to think about. i think about YOU.

idec about him like that (opened taylor swift’s spotify page)

hey girls… ummmm… did you know theres a tunnel under ocean boulevard? 🙈

waiting for a text back is akin to being in war and not knowing if your beloved marie anne will ever write back

will toledo just doesnt look like he should sound that way

"did u see my story" no i wanna hear ur story i wanna listen i wanna study it

do u guys think being dramatic is a mortal sin yes or no

the way he constructed these lyrics r just so good im sorry feminists