bisexuals i hope you’re having a hearty lunch and enjoying your weekend 🩵

never waste ur time wondering why a friendship ended, its almost always because your ancestors were looking out for you and erasing evil from your life

just saw something that if tweeted in farsi would make a lot of ex-sampadi delulu ppl mad

a lot of yall think you’re incapable of being transphobic/homophobic because you have blue hair and pronouns and its getting too weird

u tell ur parents a certain abuse they did to you for many and many years and instead of having a conversation abt it they scream and cry at YOU again.

0:28 my jaw dropped

literally the best

tupac giggling in hit ‘em up is so funny hes unserious as hell

fuck new york btw

good morning since nothing makes any sense anymore ig

alice munro died but that fossil woody allen is still walking this earth…. lord

the loss you don’t feel worthy of grieving for is the worst of it all.

thinking of that quote thats like what? will you die the richest man in the graveyard?

not all of yall r lesbians with comphet some of yall r just dating weird as fuck men

a few also have ROCD

yall r like no feminist is UGLY and FAT and HAIRY like a man is. all feminists r cute and pinky and wear make up and shave 24/7 ☺️ and im supposed to take you seriously

miss those days when liberals ostracized feminism fr. simpler times

CHALLENGERS OUT TOMORROW WHO ELSE CHEERED