my dad is piñera

ok vaane

i use free manga downloader

j k rowling is dead

and i'm taking a dump on her funeral

On her funeral?

Wouldn't you mean grave?

no

So, are you shitting on the funeral ceremony or shitting whilst the funeral takes place?

shitting on the funeral ceremony

So, you'd squat and poop hidden or go straight to the coffin and poop all over it?

May I suggest pooping in a paper bag and throwing the bag towards the coffin?

I must say, this makes just as much sense in context than outside it.