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Damn he stride

What do we say to the God of Death?

My pee pee hard

Took you long enough.

Magnet Aguilera huh

imagine that the grim reaper himself comes to take your live

and he's floating in front of you

and you start to fap

and you cum in his coat

Imagine you imagining things

i imagine your mother fucking naked nigga

So...you throw life at the God of Death

Aguilera you sick fuck

i'm going to die anyway

>be death itself
>take lives daily
>happy with my job
>one day, get a request for a retarded kid
>teleport to his house, make myself visible to him
>kid sees me and starts fapping
<absolut wot
>be frozen in place out of sheer confusion
>kid cums all over my robe and scythe
>snap outta the confusion
<absolute madman, kid, I'll let you live a while longer