>be death itself
>take lives daily
>happy with my job
>one day, get a request for a retarded kid
>teleport to his house, make myself visible to him
>kid sees me and starts fapping
<absolut wot
>be frozen in place out of sheer confusion
>kid cums all over my robe and scythe
>snap outta the confusion
<absolute madman, kid, I'll let you live a while longer

fucking kek

And how is it?

a fat nigger

would bang tho

TIL death is kinky af

Yordle is that u

IS THIS....

Hehe

What was that shit called?

I get the joke, I ask for the app.

Forgot its name

Tinder

No it's not.

Duolingo?