i do have a hobby

Scratching your pee pee isn't a life you know XD

Videogames don't count.

Sticking things in your urethra doesn't count.

i collect cards

Don't they hurt when they enter your urethra?

i haven't tried it and i don't intend to

not even my 14 self would have tried it

oh so you swipe em?

me, everyday

Also me