Bruh that never works

Wheeze

That’s because you aren’t trying hard enough

Besides a wet ass never hurt anyone

you psychopath

Lol

What if it's still raining

Why would you sit on a bench outside while it's raining

Because u old

Besides a wet ass never hurt anyone

I stick with this

It doesn't hurt but it makes you feel uncomfortable

But what if you're already wet cuz of rain?

I guess that it wouldn't hurt anyone

"Sold"

ffs sbeve

And then you stand up and your butt is wet and people be staring and shit and girls and the neighbours and the mailman makes fun of you

Pfff, amateurs

That’s why I sit when it’s raining