Principal Nezu in BNHA is an intelligent animal, but quirks manifest at 4 years old.
Given that most small animals reach adulthood in a year or two, Nezu most likely fucked an animal.

would that count as zoophilia tho

Truly penetrating

Mfw i didn't do any of these.

Me @ my parents

Woken

does beer count for the "S"?

I weed that anime

Today i:
Woke up late.
Didn't do anything productive.
Am thirsty.
Didn't take any multivitamin.
Stayed in bed.
Fell asleep at 6 AM.

Yordle is that you