What in the actual fuck.

Take a picture of your left hand holding whatever is near to you for no reason at all

I bought some marbles.

Ok

1.057 USD.

One fucking dollar.

Bargain/10

CAPTION THIS

"when your wife's boyfriend give you a switch"

<AUTISTIC SCREECHING>

HAHAHH FUKIN HELL

W8... My wife's boyfriend was supposed to be me...

N🅰NI THE 🦆

Nice job Sherlock

Nope.
You're your Wife's Husband, as such, since since she has a boyfriend, she cucking you.