Kobaa konche kaan huree

Me cago en los muertos

Are you Greek or Spanish make up your mind

I never said I was Russian

oops

Oh I meant Greek

wrong pic

Bro

I had plain rice

sej

At least, with the paralyzed arm, I'd have a semblance of a regular torso.

Besides, I could swing the paralyzed arm to fuck around with people.

sad

Oh, I thought of a good one.
Put your paralyzed arm in a makeshift cast and all that shit.

People will be careful and helpful because of the "broken" arm.