Obamium

Obamium time

Someone print it

Imagine asking someone at a printing place to print this

They'll ask you what's it about

I'll say it's for my chemistry lesson

I asked a friend to print it

But his printer is out of ink

you think you're safe?

Consider the following:


Her fangs are curved back.
So, in the aguilera-esque deviant scenario that you fucked the snek, she'd most likely sting you accidentally and poison your dick.

Yes, I'm safe.

I either get killed by the riots, or by her.

Win/Win either case.