if this post gets 4k views i will literally eat toothpaste while listening to johny johny

Instead of doing that he should just kill himself

Evolution is scary, man

really do be like that

tfw i actually thought it was all an internet joke
had to go and check his tw account to see for myself

it real

Why are we still Virgins.. Just to stuffer... Every night I feel my dick.... and my balls... even my nipples. The sex I never had....the gfs I never had won't... Stop.. Hurting. You feel it too don't you