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Would you rather be...
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35%
A pig with it's 2 hours orgasms
65%
A monkey, that fucks 30 times a day
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Would you rather be...
I'd be the pig. I'd have 2 hour orgasms, laze around all day whilst getting fed. Then, when I'm old I'm killed. Win/Win.