Not minimalistic enough.

doin your mom in suplex city

nooooo

I wanna see my gf in a Megumin cosplay, fuck my life.

Fuck this covid bullshit.

Better.

It shouldn't reflect ANY light for the best minimalism.

I want vantablack clothing.

Shit ain't photoshopped, it does look like that when vantablack'd.

vantablack is epic

They are quite cheap on alie

Buy one after all this is over

I had ordered one but the shipment got corona'd.

Given that my gf is quite petite, the megumin costume would've been amazing.

Pros and cons of having a small gf:
Pro:
More love per cm³.
More energy per cm³ (small gfs tend to be more energetic).
Comfy for hugs.
Can lift her easily for many purposes.
Big tiddy smol gf (or small tiddy smol gf if that's to your liking).
Megumin and other small anime girls are easy to cosplay.
Can dominate her easily.
Smol gfs tend to be more sensitive.
Glorious thighs.
Con:
Can't have a tall mommy gf.
Have to crouch or tilt for many interactions.
Isn't big tiddy big gf.
Smallness usually means not that good legs.
Tall animegirl cosplays are usually a no go.
Can't be easily dominated by.
Extra sensitivity can be bothersome some times.
Glorious thighs, but usually subpar butt.

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if your gf is taller than you she's a man

calling her sir