i was just chillin around jacking off in my gf's house and suddenly i bust a nut and then desintegrate the wall with such incredible spunk then she said ''hey motherfucker what's up with the fucking wall you cum like a fucking dumbass'' and the bitch dropped down her pants and took out her magnum dong and i said ''holy shit'' it was like a fucking blunderbuss then we procceeded to swordfight, we had a long fight with our cocks and i came out winner and to celebrate i dick-slapped the floor therefore i altered time and space and my shlong fell off and i said ''motherfucker i dont have a dick anymore'' so i summoned satan and told him ''hey retard give me back my cock or i will-"
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arabs are gays lol
(not even joking)
(not even joking)