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So i finished the dark brotherhood quests
Did you end up recruiting cicero?
Weon de verdad ya no puedo mas, cada que me sale la inkling en smash me excito demasiado y se me para la tula bien brigido weon, ayer estaba en la cocina y habia cena familiar y puta que tuve que ir con la tula bien parada por que me salio una inkling en el competitivo y ya no sé qué hacer weon, veo a las inklings y les quiero meter la tula entre las nalgas y darle cachetadas hasta dejarlas rojas de verdad weon me excitan demasiado y quiero chuparles la espalda y que me hagan una paja con ese cabello de calamar no se weon me excito demasiado y eso me afecta en el competitivo ya van 3 partidas que no me tocan y ya no puedo y me tengo que ir al baño a masturbar por que me excito mucho con esos shorsitos de bicicleta weon no se weon me las quiero coger bien duro, cada que las golpeo y hacen esos soniditos que hacen es un placer para mi oido y mi pija y ya no se que hacer ojala me ayuden con mi problema.
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Weon de verdad ya no puedo mas, cada que me sale la inkling en smash me excito demasiado y se me para la tula bien brigido weon, ayer estaba en la cocina y habia cena familiar y puta que tuve que ir con la tula bien parada por que me salio una inkling en el…
It's not going to be a word for word translation; I'm going to fix the syntax/wording (excluding certain parts) when necessary.
Dude, I can't handle it anymore.
Each time I get the Inkling in Smash I get way too turned on and my dick gets really fucking hard. Yesterday I was in the kitchen, there was a family dinner and, shit, I had to go with my dick hard because I got an Inkling in competitive mode.
I don't know what to do, I see the inklings and I want to stick my dick between they buttcheeks and slap them until they turn red.
Really, dude, they turn me on too much; I want to suck on their backs and have them jack me off with that squid hair.
I don't know, dude, I get way too turned on and that affects me in competitive.
There's been 3 rounds in which I've gotten them and I can't deal with it anymore, I have to go to the bathroom and masturbate because I get turned on a lot with those bicycle shorts.
Dude, I don't know, dude, I want to fuck them really hard, each time I hit them and they make those sounds that they do it's a pleasure for my ears and dick.
I don't know what to do, hopefully I'll get with my problem.
Dude, I can't handle it anymore.
Each time I get the Inkling in Smash I get way too turned on and my dick gets really fucking hard. Yesterday I was in the kitchen, there was a family dinner and, shit, I had to go with my dick hard because I got an Inkling in competitive mode.
I don't know what to do, I see the inklings and I want to stick my dick between they buttcheeks and slap them until they turn red.
Really, dude, they turn me on too much; I want to suck on their backs and have them jack me off with that squid hair.
I don't know, dude, I get way too turned on and that affects me in competitive.
There's been 3 rounds in which I've gotten them and I can't deal with it anymore, I have to go to the bathroom and masturbate because I get turned on a lot with those bicycle shorts.
Dude, I don't know, dude, I want to fuck them really hard, each time I hit them and they make those sounds that they do it's a pleasure for my ears and dick.
I don't know what to do, hopefully I'll get with my problem.
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It's not going to be a word for word translation; I'm going to fix the syntax/wording (excluding certain parts) when necessary. Dude, I can't handle it anymore. Each time I get the Inkling in Smash I get way too turned on and my dick gets really fucking…
ya y que wea queri un premio Nobel?