Dude, fucking spiders that eat birds.

Snakes so toxic that their spit can burn you alive.

Loli is illegal in Australia.

buying tickets to australia

Loli hentai is illegal.

Dude, being small chested is ILLEGAL in Australia

You have to either use filling bras in public OR put implants

Also, UN estimations say that Australia will become uninhabitable within 20 years.

>when they discuss about your country and they don't invite you

it has been uninhabitable for 20 years already

but australians just don't care

I mean, the heat

me too

It will surpass 50°C in 2040.

Because some weird weather stuff.

50°C is lethal.

Bitch please, Rio de Janeiro Already hits that high, here we had 45C

All in all, the toxic animals will survive somehow.

now i want bbq and fernet