good news:

only british suffer from no loving shark plushies

randm remarcable things of today:

1- "he will be your new teacher from now on, he'll put a presentation about his life and country because why not" *powerpoint of "food in my country" has dishes like fish with chocolate and tomato sauce*
very food crimes-ish. i swear my brain thought i was looking at food crimes for a moment. unreal.

2-
teacher: "well $classmate is whatever you are looking at in your phone more interesting than my class?"
$classmate, standing up in a corner: "yes, to be honest"
teacher: *angries*

later i asked him what was he looking at in his phone back there. he said "furry stuff". this thing also feels unreal.

you cant stop me

im gonna say the ugly thing:
jumping in front of a train has actually very big chances of you surviving in a very fucjed up state, so if you need some motivation to not do it, this is a good one

edit: of course i meant in train stations (where their speed is very decreased and stuff, even if it doesnt look like it), wich is where the sudden urges come to mind most often