i have an egg in my class and they were so freakin eggish today i ended up saying "you are gonna end up as a waifu" and they said "yes" and our teacher asked what that meant and thats the story of how i ended up having to explain what a waifu is to my teacher today

^

imma eat my plants

be like this

me

get hydrated, go drink ice juice

becoming a dinosaur is worth the hassle