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Today's Holidays are:
Breast Reconstruction Awareness Day,
Community Media Day,
Global Dignity Day,
Hagfish Day,
International Chefs Day,
Love Your Body Day,
Medical Assistants Recognition Day,
Miss American Rose Day,
National Brandied Fruit Day,
National Call-in Day For Health Reform,
National Chicken and Waffles Day,
National Day on Writing,
National Support Your Local Chamber of Commerce Day,
National Suspenders Day,
National Youth Confidence Day,
Office Chocolate Day,
The International Day of the Air Traffic Controller,
Unity Day,
World Osteoporosis Day

"World Osteoporosis Day"

bone apple teeth to you all

late but eh

this is me

Today's Holidays are:
Clean Up the Earth Day,
Eat a Pretzel Day,
INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY,
International Stuttering Awareness Day,
National Color Day,
National Knee Day,
National Nut Day,
National Pharmacy Buyer Day,
Smart is Cool Day,
Wombat Day

HOORAY FOR CAPS LOCK, NOW EVERYONE WILL THINK I'M SMART AND CORRECT ABOUT EVERYTHING

Off topic but mildly important advisory regarding onions https://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2021/s1020-food-safety-salmonella.html

i laughed today like i havent done in a long time

nothing quite like a biologic menace that forces evacuation of half of the building while in class, with your name literally written in it, to bright up your day, i guess

if anyone here remembers this, that would be a good introduction