goblin in my bed right now. he vibratin'

oh boi it is time again for "all wholesome posts on the internet have a decorated pine tree". not my whatevers that i post here tho. that would be too normie, either i post such things randmly in summer or never

i went on a long ass travel after forgetting to hydrate all day long, without carrying any liquid with me. dont be like me kiddos

i asked someone "hey when you come to the bus station for me, bring some water pls" (i hope they remember to do so). be like me, kiddos


i am schrodinger good example. drink water

im bored and i look outside the window and its super foggy and i wish i could absorb the water from the air, i crave moisture

i am recurring to emergency meme stash to post from phone

gotta post something so ppl dont worry or something

gf be like: "you are a food criminal!"
also gf be like: *makes a fruit salad out of apple, banana, and onion, and says that strawberries dont belong in there*

edit: her reply to this message: "you forgot that i also added orange juice"