i made a haiku

i got distracted
shampoo got in my mouth
not very tasty

reminder that kiwifarms has an official channel+group on telegram and you should totally go and use the "report" option on it

https://news.1rj.ru/str/kiwifarms

this morning i was mentally preparing some shitpost about the queen. i left the computer for a few hours and when im back, shes finally dead. the world is a weird place

the shitpost was going to be something like "im pretty sure my grandma is an evil clone of the uk queen or something, because shes 84 and still can run faster than almost all of her grandchildren. she is the type of person who has never not been in peak physical shape, and my family has been joking with "she will bury us all" for apparently close to two decades now

no but for reals, one or two years ago she literally got a collapsed lung and she just ignored it for a few days and went to the gym. im not even joking when i say that she can run faster and lift more than her grandchildren. its terrifying.

i wanted to make this shitpost properly but if i wait one or two more hours, it will be officially announced that the queen is dead and it will be a bad moment to post that i know a clone of it

hm