top enby names of ppl that i've met based on how funny they sound in a normal conversation, in no particular order:

-patata (literally potato):
this one is just flawless. the person who wields it was known by that name for like ten years before i accidentally awakened their transness they started transitioning. round and perfect for every use case scenario

-satan:
this one is terribly funny because you get to listen to ppl say stuff like "so i was talking with satan the other day" or "i wanna ask satan out for a date" and if you are in a public space, you get to see ppl making very weird faces

-mine [edit: "mine" not as in "coal and diamonds", i meant "mine" as in "my name"]. actually i didnt ever think about the comedic potential, i just choose a noun like any decent enby out there and then later faced the consequences. i honestly am impervious to the humor and dont really find it funny, but most ppl do joke about it so eh why not

-all the others that im forgetting due to no object permanence, because im sure that there are a lot of cool ones. if i were able to remember more, i probably wouldnt have added mine lol

-optimus deathmaster 9000:
a pretty name for a pretty girl

-willie wonka:
i did make polls in this channel in the past that proved that there are ppl named willie wonka here, and i have a hard time believing that not a single one of them is trans


honorable mentions:

-about a year ago, someone sent me a handmade name development tree diagram that featured elements like "[redacted]" and "lorem ipsum?". if those arent worth mentioning i dont know what is

-my second chosen name that i will probably have to give up on getting as legal name due to how fucky bureaucracy is etc. is not funny, but it is cool, and its quite literal meaning is "onion" so that sorta qualifies. if i finally get my legal name changed and this one isnt on any legal document of mine, i will probably start using it online

do the ppl in your dreams have names? and do they always have names or just sometimes?

-i've seen some trucker in some group called river and i think thats a cool name but i dont have a clue if this person is enby or not and also i havent really interacted so i cant say "person i know"

not a name but i crack up at the "my pronouns are they/she/it, pronounced "the shit" " when i first saw it

was henry every enby? we will never know but the name sounds dope too. i may or may not be a bit sleep deprived this days. might be worth mentioning that i also havent personally interacted with henry every


this list may or may not be expanded in the future. i will most likely forget that it exists in the span of 5 minutes so thats a thing.

i tried to set up my computer to do cool things and i was this close but in the end i found a wall in the form of bios limitations/incompatibilities/thing and now i wont be able to finally finish the set up that i was trying to create because isolating pci lanes has problems with changing powerstates/resetting pcie devices when you do that, and i had the misfortune of finding an incompatible hardware mix. so that is lame.

now i will have to abandon that idea and start with something functionally similar, that will maybe have better performance but sounds waaay more boring to set up, and i dont think that i will learn as much as i could have done with the original plan, and it will most likely be less comfy to use. i have high hopes of sleeping tonight, so i will probably not start with the messing-with-computers thing again for one or two days. at least that is what i hope. and i wont do wack now because i dont feel like it now.

feels unfair when the computer problem is just like "life isnt fair, you wont be able to fix this no matter how much you want it/how much effort you put into it, and now you know that all further attempts to fix this will be useless". feels a tad like what life does.

i just woke up, so here is the new cursed thought of the day:

"since grease is easier to clean with heat, shouldnt then everybody microwave their mouthwash before using it for peak performance?"

the person who finally agreed to give me a gpu they werent gonna use ever again:
"will you treat my princess good?" (because yeah im subhuman but the gpu was "the princess")
me:
"yes yes, dont worry"

if only they knew. im afraid that i cant get the gpu to stop yelling in pain

also funny computer errors, "nobody cared"

also october's 18th poll:

i admit it, i lose, your subs are more hydrated than mine

its almost 2023 and ppl still make larts. i think im not bothered at all by that knowledge

also dont ask me how i know what that thing is named because it was years ago and i forgot already. something about a bofh iirc

well it was a good run but my family has already scratched the bottom of the new frying pans. ohwhelp.