hes reaching 1000+ bpm, his record being at 1060, and world record being 1209. only with his hands, of course
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iirc, this one was explained to be because cats dont like to drink on the same place they eat. natural instincts about not drinking water contaminated with decaying corpses and stuff. so, you all should leave some water recipient somewhere not close to the eating corner of the cat, so they will drink more often instead of avoiding it for as long as they can
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8. Some Time Ago
-Magnus has been kicked out of the band.
I think the four of us understand
that we gotta make a record.
Gotta make it great.
It’s our very first one. It must annihilate.
Since we fired the man we are short one artist.
We need to fill the void. We need a guitarist.
But he’s gotta fit right. Gotta be the right vibe.
He’s gotta fucking rock because we are Dethklok.
-I disagrees for you sees we don’t needs nobody else.
Dis shoulds be a ones guitar bands.
Yes indeeds. Ain’ts nobodys goods as me.
Can match my speed. And conquers me.
-Look at all these hopeful auditioners.
Oh they came from so far away.
But if you show them you are the best then
YES you may have your way.
If you hack all them into pieces with your mighty shredding axe.
then we will forever from this moment on be a four piece
and you will be the only guitarist of DETHKLOK.
-Alright.
-Shred its now. Your goings down.
Takes ones more. This ams a war!
Shred its now. Your goings down.
Goings down. Yeah!
-I ams a wizard I am a sorcerer and
I’ve proven to dis world that we don’t need nobody.
We ams a one guitar band. Yes indeed.
-You have been bested by the master.
Bow before your glowing guitar god.
-Someone keeps on knocking.
Someone’s at the door.
Let them in right now.
Appears to be one more.
-Hellos. I’m sorrys.
I got lost alongs the way.
My name is Toki. I am just a boy here form Norway.
I’m so sad. I missed mys auditions appointsments today.
But I think that you shoulds gives me a chance anyhow
because I have this feeling.
Something tells me
this was meant to be.
Do you feel this electricity?
Gives me this chance.
-Alrights. You seem so nice.
It’s a shames you must go downs this way.
9. The Duel
-Oh, you did so well...
-But you blew the last part...
-Oh, you were so very close...
-But it all fell apart...
-It is time for you to go...
-But befores you leaves, you must understand...
That nobody's ever made me plays this wells...
Therefores...
I want you in this band!
-Magnus has been kicked out of the band.
I think the four of us understand
that we gotta make a record.
Gotta make it great.
It’s our very first one. It must annihilate.
Since we fired the man we are short one artist.
We need to fill the void. We need a guitarist.
But he’s gotta fit right. Gotta be the right vibe.
He’s gotta fucking rock because we are Dethklok.
-I disagrees for you sees we don’t needs nobody else.
Dis shoulds be a ones guitar bands.
Yes indeeds. Ain’ts nobodys goods as me.
Can match my speed. And conquers me.
-Look at all these hopeful auditioners.
Oh they came from so far away.
But if you show them you are the best then
YES you may have your way.
If you hack all them into pieces with your mighty shredding axe.
then we will forever from this moment on be a four piece
and you will be the only guitarist of DETHKLOK.
-Alright.
-Shred its now. Your goings down.
Takes ones more. This ams a war!
Shred its now. Your goings down.
Goings down. Yeah!
-I ams a wizard I am a sorcerer and
I’ve proven to dis world that we don’t need nobody.
We ams a one guitar band. Yes indeed.
-You have been bested by the master.
Bow before your glowing guitar god.
-Someone keeps on knocking.
Someone’s at the door.
Let them in right now.
Appears to be one more.
-Hellos. I’m sorrys.
I got lost alongs the way.
My name is Toki. I am just a boy here form Norway.
I’m so sad. I missed mys auditions appointsments today.
But I think that you shoulds gives me a chance anyhow
because I have this feeling.
Something tells me
this was meant to be.
Do you feel this electricity?
Gives me this chance.
-Alrights. You seem so nice.
It’s a shames you must go downs this way.
9. The Duel
-Oh, you did so well...
-But you blew the last part...
-Oh, you were so very close...
-But it all fell apart...
-It is time for you to go...
-But befores you leaves, you must understand...
That nobody's ever made me plays this wells...
Therefores...
I want you in this band!