excluding obvious limitations, like nsfw or them doing/saying bad things etc

i literally do this. not the fork thing, but the other part. since a lot of years ago, i dont even know how many

"must have hands perfectly clean at all times" gang rise up

^

thin fking ice

"must have hands perfectly clean at all times" gang rise up

heyooo

have a perfectly clean high five

and let's wash our hands right after

of course. and after that, we will read books and play games and touch things without leaving stains and grease everywhere like the filthy humans

i dont know how the humans touch books with dirty hands and dont explode in flames instantly. they should. for that is a sin.

also i have dissasembled and fixed and cleaned enough consoles to know that ppl dont wash their hands more than like, twice a year. at most. and never before touching them

Well. I'm afraid a vast majority of them do not touch books at all...

this is sad but also means more clean books for me