me, 2015:
*phone is used as mp3, has the contact list empty since i knew/talked with absolutely noone*
me, now:
*replies to three or four chats in the same morning* "wew that should be almost everything, how many ppl do i have left to reply. what. how can i have 16 left. why is there so many ppl, how can i ever have ended like this when i was like that"

github

^

That shall be the most inaccurate tldr of all times

you only say that because you havent seen more tldr made in me yet

Please be safe, skeletons. :)

no u